By Anonymous - 20/05/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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Tell him: "she blows ... me"

jennifer93 0

wow fy gf's life...what an awkward meeting the parents dinner...

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lol you wish son

Ali_Br_fml 33

wth if wrong with op's dad? Can't he at least not try to embarrass his kid. Parents...smh

jennifer93 0

fail

bravesfan112233 0

why did the girl let him poke her with a fork?

raven02 0

let him get a turn at the doll dick

jennifer93 0

wow fy gf's life...what an awkward meeting the parents dinner...

yea if I were OP not only would I say he needs to learn to respect women but also tell him to shut up and stop embarrassing both me and her

shut your pale ass up

Yeah... although can I add: Hahahhahaha!!

"Today, I was at my boyfriends house for dinner. While we were at the dining table, his father started jabbing me in the arm with his fork. When my boyfriend asked what the hell he was doing, his father replied "Just making sure she's not a blow-up doll." FML

I think it would lighten the mood really, humor is a great segue into a conversation, maybe that's just me

That'd be an expensive blowup doll

baby_dee97 8

I love your pic!!!!!

nicobington 1

I fucking love your pic

#6, that would just make her feel more awkward.

Tell him: "she blows ... me"

chickunkey 0

I somehow doubt that would work...

TimeHealsWounds 0

lol

She could be plastic (fantastic) for all you know. The father is looking out for OP >.>

True, but at least he could watch for the girl's feelinfs. And blowups dont eat.

Good call, Dad... good call.

igpyitl 0

forks: $6.00 meal: $27.00 your gf's first impression of your dad and new found perspective of you: priceless

paradiseisland01 0

that's a win in my books.

Zombieslayer1 0

Hey, she knows how to take care of my little friend pretty well.

lexi365 20

Wow. Atleast it couldn't have gotten anymore embarrassing.

Zombieslayer1 0

Hey, he could have pulled out the naked pictures.