lol you wish son

wth if wrong with op's dad? Can't he at least not try to embarrass his kid. Parents...smh

fail

why did the girl let him poke her with a fork?

yes... you are

let him get a turn at the doll dick

yea if I were OP not only would I say he needs to learn to respect women but also tell him to shut up and stop embarrassing both me and her

shut your pale ass up

Yeah... although can I add: Hahahhahaha!!

"Today, I was at my boyfriends house for dinner. While we were at the dining table, his father started jabbing me in the arm with his fork. When my boyfriend asked what the hell he was doing, his father replied "Just making sure she's not a blow-up doll." FML

I think it would lighten the mood really, humor is a great segue into a conversation, maybe that's just me

I love your pic!!!!!

I fucking love your pic

#6, that would just make her feel more awkward.

lol nice :D

I somehow doubt that would work...

lol

True, but at least he could watch for the girl's feelinfs. And blowups dont eat.

forks: $6.00 meal: $27.00 your gf's first impression of your dad and new found perspective of you: priceless

Hey, he could have pulled out the naked pictures.