By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

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Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
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Yeah, I hate when some people decide to make things a lot more depressing for no reason. It would be even worse if you had erectile dysfunction. =[

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Yeah, I hate when some people decide to make things a lot more depressing for no reason. It would be even worse if you had erectile dysfunction. =[

thats not cool "/ that sounded like it would be a lot of fun!! EXPECIALLY with the erection!! we should chill! :D

That's actually really cute. 'Cept for the erection bit. Maybe she was joking? I hope?

What Bubs said. I bet she wished she didn't bring that up, five seconds after that left her mouth.

If she wasn't joking, sounds more like a knock on her part. Not your fault she doesn't know how to handle your tool.

anyone know the difference between "noname" and "anonymous" on this site?

anonymous means it could of been anyone. no name means they just dont wanna put their name

that's one of those jokes your girlfriend makes where she thinks she is funny and then goes on with I'm sorry I'm sorry while laughing sorry that sucks but at least you can always guilt trip her with it later ;)

pretty sure there is none.

What the? DTMFA