Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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Trym
| 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Proof it is the best sex.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Proof it is the best sex.
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fml121785
| 14
You should of broke up with him a long time ago! ;)
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Enslaved
| 36
I thought it was "make" up sex that got that title.
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zandalee
| 19
No it's definitely break up sex...
So much passion mixed with sadness can cause an orgasm of nuclear proportions.
Make up sex is too self conscious, too many inhibitions, to be as all encompassing.
Just my opinion...
So much passion mixed with sadness can cause an orgasm of nuclear proportions.
Make up sex is too self conscious, too many inhibitions, to be as all encompassing.
Just my opinion...
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drewcat21
| 0
Sounds like the beginning of a Taylor swift song.
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cheshireau
| 26
I never had break up sex, so make up sex is number 1 I think.
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gc327072
| 29
40- that would make sense, all the catharsis and such.
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skittlestrailmix
| 14
I guess you really wanted to break up with him... Lol.
Don't worry, I doubt he'll be oppose to more sex even though you're not dating him anymore.
Don't worry, I doubt he'll be oppose to more sex even though you're not dating him anymore.
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GypsyRover
| 0
Watch you get breakup knocked up. Or a breakup STD.
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walmartpaysme
| 15
64, you do realize that just because you haven't experienced something doesn't mean it's not better than what you've already experienced.
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Trym
| 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
I don't like you.
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Tezoma
| 28
Anything would make for a better love story than Twilight. ANYTHING. So I suggest people avoid making a "better love story than Twilight" comment unless they wish to become Captain Obvious.
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Trym
| 7
You don't have too :)
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pinkredneck30
| 2
Agreed!
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perdix
| 29
When is that expression going to take an arrow to the knee? IOLO, and I don't want to waste it reading this Twilight comment over and over again.
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Drigr
| 9
My shit makes a better love story than twilight! Has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart as well.
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dohdohdoh
| 13
Kirsten Stewart will play king pig in angry birds the movie.
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drewcat21
| 0
So is My right hand and I.
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myFMLname
| 8
This comment never gets old
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WritingWrongs
| 8
My uncle and aunt breed dogs... I think you know where I'm going with this.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
No. I want to here a cool story, bro....
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dogpup4
| 23
HAHA SO ORIGINAL JOKE
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onlychildFTW
| 33
I liked twilight. Haha nahh kidding. I never read the books or saw the movies.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
9- Don't be surprised if nobody likes you, hence the thumbs down.
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xWhackedPanther
| 18
Omg i love you
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xWhackedPanther
| 18
Please tell me you're kidding
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xWhackedPanther
| 18
And i mean that to bellabelle
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Trym
| 7
140- you didn't specify who you loved!
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ShyAnn29
| 14
That comment was funny until I've heard it about one million times, now it's just stupid! IMO
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tin_cup
| 27
Anything is better than Twilight!
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
Sounds like you need to break up with people more often...
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imavelociraptor
| 6
I don't understand break up sex.
"I know i'm leaving and everything but let's have sex one more time. I know we have done it 50 times already and you never had a pregnancy scare but let's just do it one last time and hopefully you won't have to raise a baby alone because of this"
It just seems too risky...
"I know i'm leaving and everything but let's have sex one more time. I know we have done it 50 times already and you never had a pregnancy scare but let's just do it one last time and hopefully you won't have to raise a baby alone because of this"
It just seems too risky...
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MormonPornstar
| 7
Birth control, condom, pull out wearing the condom... do this and if you still have the kid, I'll fuckin raise it.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
136, birth control isn't always reliable, condoms aren't always reliable, the pull out method is NEVER reliable.
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CDABXXX
| 5
147-You're either sincerely missing the point or just deliberately trolling. I can't tell.
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MormonPornstar
| 7
Yeah, I'm not raising that guys kid.
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brokenly
| 5
Well..
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ifuckmonsters
| 5
Break up and make up sex is the best, they say.
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drewcat21
| 0
According to Barney off how I met your mother it's not as good as I can't believe you just proposed sex.
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sceneblondie
| 8
It's never worth everything you have to go through to get it though
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Fisheyedfool7
| 2
But I guess you don't have to worry about that since you fuck monsters.
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ifuckmonsters
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95- Who says you can't break up and make up with a monster?
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ladydragonstars
| 23
Sometimes a little good comes with the bad
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kurodansei
| 16
would have made another account and liked this again if you had spelled comes cums. too much?
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ladydragonstars
| 23
I had thought about it, but I like to make people work for their puns lol.
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Krirn
| 21
When you say "unfortunately" like that, it makes me think that you're thinking orgasms > breakup.
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wolfhausen
| 7
How is an orgasm not greater than a breakup?
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Krirn
| 21
Depends on why they broke up or how the relationship was. Couples don't just break up cause somebody forgot to put the toilet seat down, not always anyways.
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wolfhausen
| 7
I understand what your saying. I took it as, unfortunately it had to happen during the breakup and not while our relationship was alive.
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perdix
| 29
Orgasms über alles.
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herpderpherpderp
| 13
congratulations! You are the first person of thousands of people that will comment the exact same, unoriginal phrase! :D
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kishuu_fml
| 1
Break up more often
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Woah, this girl will do anything to get an orgasm.
Classy.
Classy.
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Ks22
| 4
It could have been worse. The breakup sex could have been really bad
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kkillaj
| 5
Is there even such thing as really bad sex?