By LucyLollipop - 03/01/2018 15:00

Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 806
You deserved it 781

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Lobby_Bee 17

Pour yourself another glass, you'll need it soon.

manb91uk 22

They can’t complain... You just squeezed their grandchild out of your vagina. They owe you at least 18 months of gratitude

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Lobby_Bee 17

Pour yourself another glass, you'll need it soon.

exileonmainst 16

Well the couch was just lying there, it was too tempting not to spill red wine all over it.

exileonmainst 16

Also I never understood the verse ”Red, red wine. Spilled on my in laws couch.” until now.

manb91uk 22

They can’t complain... You just squeezed their grandchild out of your vagina. They owe you at least 18 months of gratitude

Was the wine okay?