Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
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cheetahboo2010
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FIRST! :) lol but wow that suckss
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123sploosh
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damn you!!!!
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chipmunk95
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@OP llululululululrufffleurrflflfle thats funny u nasty!
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dacey_fml
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Oh, wow. I would be so embarrassed.
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LexRB
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ur not dacey fake
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heyyimkell
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Haha! You gotta love how honest little kids are.
Don't worry though. All 3 year olds say stuff like that.
Don't worry though. All 3 year olds say stuff like that.
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100lol
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Lol! Kids are kids. :]
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chellinha93
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ohhhh the kid just told you off... LOL fyl indeed.
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ithedarkone
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GOOD FOR YOU MOM! YDI. your 3 year old son is sleeping in the bed with you lmao and you passing gas and shit. I dont blame him who want to sleep with someone who passes gas and in her panties. Put on a little pj's outfit and clean out your system with some laxatives... Come on mom! =P
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WetDream_fml
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Aw.
Kid's say the darndest things(;
Kid's say the darndest things(;
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SimpleSimon
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Fair play to him, I wouldn't sleep with you either.
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LexOrdrin
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You had a 3 year old in a doctor's office? That must have been so painful for you!
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plexico
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And now we have the first contestant voted off of MILF Island. . .
She starts her own reality TC show: MIWFWYD (Mother I Wouldn't Fuck With Your Dick), which is popular only in Wales because they can pronounce that acronym.
She starts her own reality TC show: MIWFWYD (Mother I Wouldn't Fuck With Your Dick), which is popular only in Wales because they can pronounce that acronym.
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Intoxicunt
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Win. =)
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Puolukka
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Double Win! :D
Don't worry though. All 3 year olds say stuff like that.