Kids: Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During...

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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heyyimkell 2

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:13

Haha! You gotta love how honest little kids are. Don't worry though. All 3 year olds say stuff like that.

jillz 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 23:51

Clearly he has an overactive imagination and made that up because we all know that females do not fart.

cheetahboo2010 5

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:12

FIRST! :) lol but wow that suckss

123sploosh 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:26

damn you!!!!

chipmunk95 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 22:25

@OP llululululululrufffleurrflflfle thats funny u nasty!

dacey_fml 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:13

Oh, wow. I would be so embarrassed.

LexRB 0

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Sunday 26 September 2010 15:52

ur not dacey fake

heyyimkell 2

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:13

Haha! You gotta love how honest little kids are. Don't worry though. All 3 year olds say stuff like that.

100lol 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:16

Lol! Kids are kids. :]

chellinha93 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:17

ohhhh the kid just told you off... LOL fyl indeed.

ithedarkone 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 20:19

GOOD FOR YOU MOM! YDI. your 3 year old son is sleeping in the bed with you lmao and you passing gas and shit. I dont blame him who want to sleep with someone who passes gas and in her panties. Put on a little pj's outfit and clean out your system with some laxatives... Come on mom! =P

WetDream_fml 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:37

Aw. Kid's say the darndest things(;

SimpleSimon 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:44

Fair play to him, I wouldn't sleep with you either.

LexOrdrin 0

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:44

You had a 3 year old in a doctor's office? That must have been so painful for you!

plexico 3

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Saturday 19 September 2009 20:52

And now we have the first contestant voted off of MILF Island. . . She starts her own reality TC show: MIWFWYD (Mother I Wouldn't Fuck With Your Dick), which is popular only in Wales because they can pronounce that acronym.