By Anonymous - United States
Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
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By  ithedarkone  |  0

GOOD FOR YOU MOM! YDI. your 3 year old son is sleeping in the bed with you lmao and you passing gas and shit. I dont blame him who want to sleep with someone who passes gas and in her panties. Put on a little pj's outfit and clean out your system with some laxatives... Come on mom! =P

By  plexico  |  3

And now we have the first contestant voted off of MILF Island. . .

She starts her own reality TC show: MIWFWYD (Mother I Wouldn't Fuck With Your Dick), which is popular only in Wales because they can pronounce that acronym.