By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
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Next time just say "stop it guys your turning me on." I'm sure it will work in your favour from then on.

Why didn't you just say something?

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That's why third wheeling sucks for everyone

Why didn't you just say something?

I imagine OP would've felt extremely awkward if he was in the situation of confronting them while it was happening, so much so that he'd rather feign sleep than let them know he witnessed their whole little session. If it was me, I would just act restless and make noise until it was clear to them that I was "gaining consciousness". That way, I could pretend I'd never witnessed the situation, and they could go on thinking I had no clue.

Like"that looks like fun can I have a turn".

Next time just say "stop it guys your turning me on." I'm sure it will work in your favour from then on.

In those situations, just immediately when you wake up say, "whoa, hey guys. Welcome to EB Games."

You might not be the true bro they deserve, but you're the true bro they need.

Good thing they weren't actually "getting down". Now that would be awkward.

Should've said, "Damn, can I get in on this?" Give them a real shock

Been there. Except my friends weren't making out. Just a step further. Dear god, why!

I don't quite understand the FML part of this? Was it that they were making out, that they were both OP's friends, or what? And why not just pretend to "wake up" really noisily?

Yeah. Pretending to be asleep seems a bit stalkerish.

I think you have watched free live pron of your friends: P

I wonder what kind of porn you watch that makes you consider just making out to be porn.

He didn't say "porn," he said "pron." Learn the difference! :P

There is no difference. Pron (or pr0n) is just leet speak for porn.

Have you heard of jokes? I even put a helpful smiley with it's tongue sticking out to help you identify the joke as a joke.