By RC3Welly - 09/03/2009 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Wow, that is disgusting, I am very sorry you had to be in that situation

Should've been absent

Pardon the morbid curiosity, but a question for the OP: Was her plan successful?

How is your seven year old?

congrats daddy :-)

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You could still get her pregnant even if you did pull out. Be more careful.

I COULDN'T GET OUT IN TIME. MISSION FAILURE. ABORT!ABORT!

That's what you get for being a fuck boy ??

wtf how is he the fuck boy when she tried to trap him against his will