By RC3Welly - 9/3/2009 22:58 - United States
  Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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By  sh1ri2  |  6

You could still get her pregnant even if you did pull out. Be more careful.