By Username - 11/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML
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My theory: they saw OP walk in and heard something that sounded like a lion roaring

she could probably smell it


she could probably smell it

she was trying to help? idk. that's one of the reasons I hate going in public bathrooms

you really blew your chance with that job. you should probably start brown-nosing.

Some people like having help when they have "troubles" in the bathroom

And you obviously mean her vag correct?

The real FML can be realized when you find out that the OP's name is Richard.

OP's name is obviously Username

This is why bro's have the now written rule of blaming any bathroom trouble on at least one other person. You must not be a bro.

haha and how was she planning on helping you...?

just be amazed she pronounced your name right mrs kediscvadagargen

happens. not that big of a deal.

Like having boners while teaching to kiddies. Never understood why they made such a big deal about it.

she was only trying to help...

It was awkward, if not rude to offer help rhetorically. How does one help? OP: "Oh yes, will you please wash and dry my ass? I don't want to get drippy sticky shit on my fingers."

53 why is your comment so serious? it's fml for gods sake!

84 my thought exactly

:/ that embarrassing.

ya, pretty shitty! ;)

Like your picture.


Well everyone poops.

Went to the bathroom broken hearted, had to sh!t but only farted...

My theory: they saw OP walk in and heard something that sounded like a lion roaring

For what? Her diet of nothing but taquitos and chocolate? You could at least be original, 3.

5, rrrgh. Sorry, I got the 3 because it had 3 thumbs down when I read it.

That's a nice co-Worker you have there :)

how'd she know your name?? lol thats kind of creepy that she would say your name.. despite the fact you're trying to go to the bathroom.. just awkward... wow

Oh they're not trying to go potty... They had the poops so it just happens.

Maybe she recognized OPs shoes. The most important things my parents have taught me about taking a dump at work/public restrooms is crumple four gaskets and throw it in the toilet to minimize getting splashed and lift your feet so nobody can see you.

I can just imagine ur parents having a sit down with you about public bathroom etiquette

64- haha I got that same image.

Yeah.. U don't talk to ppl in the bathroom Like that randomly though even if she knows her at work... It's called let me shit in peace bitch...

Pretty girls don't.

Butterflies don't.

"We also have the less popular 'Nobody Poops but You'." "Well, we're Catholic, so..." "Ah, in that case, you want 'You're a Naughty Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming out the Back of You.'" +6 internets to the first to get where this quote is from!

Family Guy, fucking hate that show.

You win six internets. Strange that you hate the show, yet can name the quote. I hate the new episodes. The old ones are gold, though. A lot of the early quotes, like that one are hilarious. Here's a few of my favorites: (Peter recalling the vacuum cleaning guy, who he thinks is a huge jerk) Vaccuum guy: We fixed your vaccuum cleaner. It seems the problem was a half-eaten meatball lodged in the vaccuum intake. Peter: Well did you keep it? Vaccuum guy (with a puzzled look on his face): Peter: You bastard! Peter: We all love the bible in this house. Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible? Peter: Umm ... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital. Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France. Peter (watching Cricket on British TV): What the hell is he talking about? Englishman: Oh, it's Cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course. Peter: Anybody get that? Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette." Peter: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up. Peter: The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy? Peter (after getting liposuction and becoming narcissistic) Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture? Peter: Yeah I think it looks better. Lois: You pasted it over me. Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

Stay on topic dipshit.

what's the fun in that?

hahah love family guyy!

well no shit, we all do have a butthole((;

every single one of those quotes went through my head in the proper voice and it made me really happy.

54 or he could make us all laugh with even more family guy quotes?

Well done #41: See, I wanted to thumb you down, bit because your comment was so long (and not funny at all), I just couldn't do it from my iPod. Well done. Just, well done.

give her some props for even having the courage to talk with you, even if you had diarrhea

it's really not a big deals she probably saw your shoes that's all or had saw you walked in before her