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  JMichael  |  25

I'm assuming it went like this..
OP: Hey baby. I'm ready to have sex. I'm touching myself right now thinking about you.
OP's dad: Honey, I appreciate the sentiment but your mother would kill me.

  PePziNL  |  20

Or she used the voice command feature on her phone, and instead of 'Phillip' the phone called 'Dad' because voice recognition on phones fucking sucks