By Robert - 01/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Spicy
Today, I had another lucid dream. Like every time I lucid dream, I immediately started having tons of dream sex. That would've been fine if I hadn't been taking a nap on the living room couch in the middle of the day. The entire family heard my squirming and moaning and saw me nut my pants. FML
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manb91uk 22

Just tell me the dream wasn’t about bacon again

Never sleep on the couch again...if needed drink a nerogasm to stay awake...

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Never sleep on the couch again...if needed drink a nerogasm to stay awake...

raspution 21

Hopefully your family already knew how nutty you were.

manb91uk 22

Just tell me the dream wasn’t about bacon again

RpiesSPIES 27

It was probably Brock from Pokemon, again.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

... that was random...

exileonmainst 16

Again in Anchorage. Is someone on the fml team sleeping with an alaskan?

ThatGuy9679 13

Sounds like an opening for another American Pie movie

"Damn it, son! Wear a dream condom next time!"

They’re kinda dicks for not just waking you up when you started moaning, though.

tbh, fuck that, its already embarrassing all around, at least let me cum.

Lucid dreams are dreams you can control. Are you sure you don't mean a different kind of dream?

CrazyDanceGirl04 5

um, who wouldn't start having sex in their dream of they could?

me, i turn into a shapeshifting demigod, instead. course, i got issues trying to be interested in sex even awake, with porn, so i'm not exactly normal.

Hey, at least you dream, Although the dream was probably extremely awkward to explain...