By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 206
You deserved it 5 539

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Forget you, fuck that cat's life. On the other hand, being thrown into a bucket and covered in a pool of puke is a decent torture method I'm adding to my list. Thanks, OP!

reallytho3 11

Somewhere God is on his throne laughing his ass off...


Golden shower! And F your cats L :p

That's a roman shower x)

BarDownDaily 12

Fuck your cats life, not yours!

ShroomsOnAcid 16

The last time I remember pissing puke I had way too much of my username in my system.

HetaliaFreak 10

You puke gold?

Um miss thats not a golden shower. Unless thats how you remember it like from a personal experience in the past.

R Kelly would like to meet you...

HetaliaFreak 10

I know, I said it because a golden shower is when.......well, ya know. She said golden shower referring to puke, which is why I said that.

HetaliaFreak 10

Sorry, I thought 23 was talking to me!

Kitkat chunky more like

Lol comment 8 restates the last sentence of comment 1 and still gets thumbed up.

RinnaRae22 8

#24- Best comment ever.

Kefka91 15

If OP had eaten some Fruity Pebbles earlier in the day, then that cat would have gotten a nice Cosby Sweater. (Look it up on Urban Dictionary if you don't know what I'm talking about folks)

n_epic_fail 14

That poor cat has to go hide in a corner and lick your puke off itself in order to get clean again... Or you can go threw the torture of giving it a bath -_- fuck BOTH your lives

Op , please tell me you didn't have poptarts earlier, or else you are in danger of having a rogue nyan cat on your hands.

melibear89 7

#1 your a fucking idiot.

126- While you're insulting someone, it's good to know the difference between you're and your. Otherwise you'll end up looking like the "fucking idiot." :)

BarDownDaily 12

48- She edited her comment after I posted.

156- I don't think it was wrong that you posted the same thing. I was pointing out the irony that you ended up getting thumbed up instead of getting buried.

BarDownDaily 12

160- Sorry I misinterpreted it.

I'll bet that was one STINKY pussy..

Ozone1232 5

126- You're*

Buschmeister 0


Buschmeister 0


melibear89 7

82 And 145 I'm sorry I'll try to be as perfect as you. Was this free of spelling errors?

It is free of spelling errors, but has a handful of grammatical ones.

I'm not perfect or here to argue. I'm just a nice person who enjoys defending the innocent and laughing at FMLs. Go ahead. Tell errybody what a perfect bitch Meowingtons500 is. Scream it from the rooftops. Have a commenting rage fest. Getting defensive after someone proves you wrong is human nature. But seriously bro. Don't call random people fucking idiots. It's rude. :)

crossfier 0

Lol got to hate them golden showers

BigRob247 0

I just LMAO at this post. Sucks to have to clean it up tho & @#1 damn you are pretty

Pussy in a bucket??

More like a cat in a pale

I'm surprised that cat hasn't tried to get revenge yet by shitting on your face while you were sleeping...

Some peoples' cats would have clawed their faces off like mine.

Llama_Face89 33

32- pail*

That's one stanky pussy now.

Mandy0325 1

Should have over fed him so he wouldn't have be able to get in it..just sayin..:)

cats can be so annoying sometimes- but fml for the poor cat covered in puke, they have to like themselves clean you know.

Today, I decided I'd sleep next to my owner in the little bucket by his bed. He decided to thank me by vomiting all over me. FML

lindseykcool 6

How is the cat the annoying one??? If I were the cat, id be pretty pissed at OP. -___-

I, for one, like myself dirty.

mapwellminner 4

I accidentally thumbed this down :P not sure why it got so many negative votes o.O love the name by the way! Dr Who rocks.

I know isn't doctor who amazing, sadly the majority of my friends don't like it so when I talk about it it doesn't go down very well. and I meant to say lick obviously but spelled it like Instead.

42- make that an FML! Haha

Or she could give the poor cat a bath.

Jakesterk96 8

Upset stomach, diarrhea! -pepto bismo

lindseykcool 6

I love cats..

HetaliaFreak 10

Damn humans.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Forget you, fuck that cat's life. On the other hand, being thrown into a bucket and covered in a pool of puke is a decent torture method I'm adding to my list. Thanks, OP!

I charge 15/hour

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Bah! Shoo, off my comment ya sick fucks! Shoo! Shoo, I say!

63- are you high? We will not be "shooing" anywhere! Thanks for the offer though...

xSonic 9

Yeah but if the cat wrote an FML about this incident, I'd click YDI

SecretMe00 5

Why do so many people on here hate cats? My child is an orange tabby and I'll protect and love him till death!!!!!

btstig 11

That's why you have no friends. Cats suck.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

People hate cats because they can't understand that they won't be anybody's little slaves. Cats do whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want. Why? Cause they're cats, that's why. In order to be on good terms with a cat, you've actually got to put work into the relationship, and play the game their way. Dogs, on the other hand, mostly just require feeding, and are automatically your best friend. I, personally, am more intrigued by the complexity of the relationship between humans and cats. Then again, my cat also happens to be pretty mild mannered.

SecretMe00 5

But don't all relationships worth having require effort? Everything doesn't run by my cat, I'm the owner and I tell him what he can and cannot do. He's only allowed outside when I take him. He eats when I fill his bowl and goes to the vet when I drive him. He even rubs against me when he hasnt got much attention lately. He needs me just as much or more than I need him. It's a companionship just like the one you can have with a dog, a ferret, rabbit, etc. But of course the relationship will vary depending on the animal because all different kinds of animals have their own personalities and qualities. Like guinea pigs tend to be lazy, dogs are friendly, and cats are selfish. It's just the quality god made that specific animal with.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

94 - I'm just going by the most common complaint I've heard from people about cats, which is that they don't listen, and that they don't love you unconditionally the way dogs do. I wasn't saying that the cat gets to run the household. You can make it do what you want it to do, but you can't make it love you back the way you love it. That part takes playing by the cat's rules, because it's just an animal after all. For example, if the cat doesn't like being approached (most cats), you have to wait until it approaches you. Also, there are some pretty mean cats out there that give the good ones a bad name. I suppose as a species, they're not as domesticated as, again, dogs. As you said, cats are selfish, and that's what puts people off the most. I personally don't care, because I enjoy giving love more than I enjoy receiving it, so it works out perfectly for me.

SecretMe00 5

Ya I see your point. I wasn't trying to argue really. I just really love animals and my cat especially. But your correct on the approaching situation. Now that I think about it, cats can be stubborn little brats, but that'll never stop me from taking care of them and loving them.

lindseykcool 6

86, shutthefuckup.

melibear89 7

#80 you need a life

lizliz23 0

#127, NO, U need a life, the fact tht u took the time 2 read through all the comments @ least down to 80 proves tht u rely just havr nothing better 2 do, and therefore, no life, however, u r rite about 80, mabey u 2 can both get lives together

ShroomsOnAcid 16

127, If she needs a life, you need a heart. What's wrong with loving your pet? Isn't that what they're for? 128, I'm not even going to tell you what you need, as I think it's obvious and we can all see it.

SecretMe00 5

Thanks 132

ShroomsOnAcid 16

No problem, 137. Stupid people are amusing.

Have you ever had a Siamese kitten? Most people think siamese are snobby, but if you have just one, and as a kitten, it will bond with only one person. That Siamese will devote it's life to it's bonded companion. They are a breed of their own!

SecretMe00 5

I had a Siamese cat when I was younger but I don't really remember anything about him. I didn't know that interesting fact about them though .. Hmmm that's good to know! I might look into getting another one some day.

SecretMe00 5

If I'm using my iPhone how do I check my inbox? I don't see it anywhere. ( I know it's an off topic question)

btstig 11

121. Go kill yourself.

XxHoPPoxX 8


Talk about a cat fight!

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Cats are the sneakiest little fuckers

ShroomsOnAcid 16

I'm too mesmerized by their magically fluffy cuteness to care.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

I'm loving your username :)

i is fluffy and cute?

Cats don't use FML, nice try.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze...

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Do they dream of mauling zebras, Or Hallie Barry in her catwoman suit...

Or Hallie Barry in her cat-woman suit mauling zebras.

You would be surprised with what cats really do...

That's why it's hard to find em you beastyality awaits

Cats don't use FML, they spend time taking pictures of themselves. Then add funny captions. They have better things to do than discuss why picking noses over Skype is gross.

vannahbaby420 0

Ohhhhhh I'm so sorry :/ I hope u feel better n find someone to help clean ur apt

reallytho3 11

Somewhere God is on his throne laughing his ass off...

ZDK5498 6

better clean up REAL good.... dont want visitors smelling the stench of vomit... lysol: disinfect to protect

HetaliaFreak 10

Today, I was taking a nice nap. All of a sudden I'm being showered with smelly, disgusting vomit. FML

OP's cat has an FML account?