Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
Never accept the donuts.
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shawnaishere
| 14
I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
Never accept the donuts.
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blanquito
| 1
At least it went in the garbage...
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SchlomoTheGrinch
| 17
Yeah, it would probably have had quite an adverse effect if you toss your cookies (or donuts) on his floor or desk or even himself! Still, FYL, OP, FYL.
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RayRod
| 6
If OP puked on him, that would've been extremely bad. Luckily he made it to the trash can
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boating_guy
| 33
^Yeah. if you puked on the interviewer, no way you're getting the job, but you still got a chance to make a (good) impression
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happle
| 21
At least OP can eat donuts. :c
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truth_spitta
| 0
Does anybody know this is a movie quote? Lol
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poptart840
| 5
It's incredibly rude to eat or chew gum during an interview. If they offer something, it's probably a trap.
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TheBibo14
| 0
You get the job?
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aleeshttylXD
| 9
what is wrong with your picture...
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LoganBurrito
| 6
Don't worry about the picture, 40.
Just trust him, he's in med school.
Just trust him, he's in med school.
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GRRSOM
| 7
Tip: Donut gag during an interview. *Sigh* I am terrible.
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xoconnie
| 8
How the heck did u manage to choke on a donut!!! come on man, ya gotta chew better
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TheBibo14
| 0
Found two lizards having a good time. Don't worry though they met my bb gun.
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Dragunov95
| 1
The interviewer probably said "Learn to swallow, then we'll talk" or "Damn you can't even eat something with holes, how are you do eat cucumbers?"
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shawnaishere
| 14
I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.
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TrueTriage
| 16
Might interfere with the health insurance benefits...
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TwiztedYuri
| 9
in the adult film industry that might lose you the job
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evilplatypus
| 38
I dunno, if the person being interviewed hasn't learned to properly chew yet, I might question their ability to do other tasks.
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downtime
| 12
Have to agree with 4, if you didn't get the job then either it wasn't because you choked but rather because someone else was better suited or because the boss is a complete fuckwit. You wouldn't have to worry about a minor incident like that in a job interview, they know you're nervous and prone to doing stupid things like that. Only idiots would judge you on that.
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DruggedUpMonkey
| 1
At least he's not a rapper.
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SkateRat911
| 0
Was the interview for a job at Dunkin' Donuts?
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
No. It was at Crispy Cremes, silly!
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rainbowflag
| 2
how is that a dream job?
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
*Krispy Kremes
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Rowdey
| 10
56 - You get to shove your sugary, cream filled goodness into people's mouths! Not to mention the hats..
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GirlOnFire143
| 6
Smooth, OP.
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GirlOnFire143
| 6
What is this "orginal" you speak of?
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tony1891
| 22
krispy kremes?
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LoganBurrito
| 6
Why do people always thumb you down, tony? Your comments aren't that bad...
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BoW2Me
| 0
Sounds like you had a great opportunity, and you really...choked...yeeeaaaahhhhhh
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YoungMisfit
| 9
So deep throating is not a job skill you have?
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LoganBurrito
| 6
Where does it say that the OP tried to deep throat the donut?
That's not how you eat donuts, 14.
That's not how you eat donuts, 14.
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greenie213
| 23
You don't have to take everything so seriously. I thought it was funny.
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LoganBurrito
| 6
You don't have to take me so seriously, I thought it was funny too. I just assumed that making a joke about how you shouldn't deep throat a donut would clear that up.
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YoungMisfit
| 9
Why the fuck can't deep throat a donut. Fuck off.
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downtime
| 12
...Someones a little touchy.
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MrFuzzles
| 5
Was the donut tasty at least? If it was chocolate frosted I wouldn't hire you for wasting such a delicious snack.
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fordman22
| 0
Lil choke and puke eh?