By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 743
You deserved it 46 718

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Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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nxt time use a vigina

^Then he can use a vagina!

65 made me chuckle.. which is a bit awkward because im on the throne at the moment. oh well

Well thank you! To receive acknowledgement from a royal such as yourself is a great honor. Have fun with your throne!

No need to put "Notes to self" on your car exhaust pipe, 52.

For using the word acknowledgment I dub thee Dr.SmartysSmarts III

wow find a real girl lmao

If he gets an asthma attack from masturbating he'll probably get one from having sex too.

16- agreed. OP might as well just not have it at all... fyl

to hell with the asthma they'll die

YEAH THIS IS SOMETHING U KEEP TO YOURSELF. LMAO. IF THIS BOY DID THAT WAKIN IT IF HE HAD A GURL HE WOULD DIE FOR SURE IM KINDA NEW TO THISS WHAT DOES OP MEAN?

let the caps lock take a breather. op means organic Popsicle

OP = Orchestral Penises

why is it a guy?? I imagined a sexy French chick masturbating... so hot!

Why is it a guy? Assumption, but two reasons why it's more likely. 1. Guys masturbate more often. 2. It's easier, and way funnier, to imagine a guy doing it. But if it was a "hot french chick" that'd be even worse. Think about it. If she was a hot french chick, she wouldn't need to masturbate. Why....? It can't be because she's not hot, or exotic enough, so the most likely scenario is that she's a vampire, and thus men are too afraid of her! Yeah, next time you're thinking about her masturbating, imagine she's a hot french VAMPIRE chick, and then tell me how sexy it is. ...shit.

Your messing with my imagination dude! now I'm thinking of a twilight vamp chick... no longer hot!

OP= oversized p***y

OP= orgasmic pinwheels

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

This actually happened to my roommate. She related the story back to me. Apparently the sex was THAT good.

Cool story bro..

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation?

qhahaahaaha..xD

you look like a faggot...

O the hilarity!! *guilty face* o I'm sorry ....

Let me guess the end you passed out and your mom found you.

Calm down killer, that's what you get for angry masturbating. Just sayin.

haha :) that's why you ain't supposed to 'masturbate' that hard/fast and it's kinda really nasty