By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 478
You deserved it 5 520

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A breath taking orgasm. May be the first time in history this was a bad thing.

I'd say that's a pretty great way to have an asthma attack.

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A breath taking orgasm. May be the first time in history this was a bad thing.

Bad luck Brian?

I actually have inflammation in my ribcage that hurts like the worst chest pain you could possibly imagine (a billion times worse than asthma) if I engage in any kind of exercise. Including sex.

14-I feel so much sadness for you I now want to find a cure so that people who suffer the same condition may know the beauty of making love to a person you truly care about. You can obviously show your love without sex, but orgasms are pretty damn good too.

OP should be happy they can even have one in the first place. some people can't have one at all! D:

Oh, wow, 14, FYL. That's gotta suck.

14 That horrible! Excuse to be lazy but at the cost of never getting to have sex! That is a FYL..

-14 You need to submit that to FML

69- I've already tried. The condition is called "costochondritis" and there is no cure. I have to wait for it to go away, which could take years. I'm on my 8th month now.

You win some, you lose some.

It's not actually that much of a loss; it's actually thoroughly amusing if you think about it (and your asthma is mostly under control).

13 - Have you ever had an asthma attack? They're horrible.

Google "costochondritis." Asthma is a pillow fight in comparison.

I've diagnosed costochondritis before, and it's nothing like asthma, so I don't know why it was even brought up? And it's curable, usually goes away on its own, and not life threatening.

16 - Yes. Lol. All my life I've had terrible asthma. Been where op was, I giggled. Hence why I made the comment I did.

I'd say that's a pretty great way to have an asthma attack.

But it is a pretty terrible way to have an orgasm.

I know them feels OP, them totally worth it feels..

Oh that sucks.. I hope you had an inhaler near by.

I mean, at least it wasn't the other way around..

An asthma attack so bad it gave you an orgasm? Now that would just be weird.

Exactly! Gotta count your blessings haha

I'm not sure if it would be good or bad if an asthma attack have you an orgasm. I don't have asthma so I don't know, but an orgasm seems like it would improve the situation.

an asthma attack that caused an orgasm? thatd be a first!

Actually I think it would be better that way. Something good should cum out of an asthma attack.

Lmao that would make me cry of laughter...

That would be a very awkward situation if you had to go to the ER Doctor: So, what caused your asthma attack? OP: Um, an amazing orgasm!

I'm 100% sure the doctors have dealt with this kind of thing, if not, the they will be professional. Doctors feel no awkward.

Doctors see much worse things, and much more awkward things than this. This is nothing to be embarrassed about in front of a doctor. I've seen guys come in the ER with glass bottles stuck in their ass, and were doing it for pleasure. Now THAT is awkward.

I meant awkward for OP, not the doctors

Any time I've had to go to emergency for an asthma attack, no doctors or nurses have asked what caused it. Sometimes they just happen out of nowhere, and it's usually solved in the same way no matter how. So OP would be safe from that awkward explanation haha

60, I didn't know that, I just thought they would ask, thank you for informing me, I appreciate it!

wonder how pride the bf feels, "that's right I did that to her, I'm awesome!" lol sad moment but a big victory? lol

question is, are you up for round 2?

At least you had an orgasm though?

Doesn't matter, had sex ?

23 are you not getting pleased sexually? Because that comment makes you seem like. You have had sex before.

I'm not a grammar nazi, but it really annoys me when people put punctuation where it doesn't belong That's all, I thought you should all know that

One of those rare occurrences where #23's comment fits the FML and is appropriate.

I never have. :(

awww 75 but what if you get an asthma attack?

Lucky! *Napoleon Dynamite voice*