By anonymous - 03/09/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 699
You deserved it 6 733

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I just lost the game thanks to the "we lost the game" part.

FFML_314 11

Balls to the face? Never feels good.


volleyball players are hot

this fml could have been written by a guy...

ydi for riding a polar bear in the summer

sounds like you had a bad day..

cruxx 0

Could have been worse, oh wait...

mooimafish 0

aww ... FYL.

Aw, crap. I lost The Game.

brandon425 1

it's female volleyball season

TheSarge 0


I also lost the game. way to go! :/

marie93uso 0

agreed :) volleyball is amazing

digibenho 0

Its your fault OP!!!!!

KelceyLoves 0

Story of my life..

legonut6 0

you fail.


so how was your day?

Tasanasanta 0

Play much?

YDI for having asthma and not having an inhaler with you at all times.

Okay on the app, I thought they got rid of replying to comments... But then I clicked on a comment and BAM!

kieran247 0

sucks. I lost the game!

FYL for everything you mentioned, besides not having your inhaler. YDI for not having your inhaler nearby when you even have the slightest possibility of having an asthma attack... FYL for falling on your face, but why didn't you stick your hands out to break your fall? :/

If you're crap why play? Maybe you're the reason your team lost? Maybe you should give stickball a try?

deafeningsilence 8

Yeah. I fell back trying to spike the ball and broke my wrist. Could've been worse, OP.

planbsponserme 2

im sorry but this is really funny. and doubt you jumped and landed face first thats what hands are for. to stop you from landing on your face.

getsuga97 0

I al

Looks like you like gettin balls in the face. When you fell on the ground you were just fakin it to get some desprete guy to stick his dick in yo ass then. Mayb if you werent fuckin men in the middle of the game you wouldnt have lost. Nice pussy btw. Yeah I was that guy (:

I lost the game

Brittaneyyy 0

damn your day was bad

lol I think u just enjoy getting balls on ur face XD

starberries 0

6, guys can be hot.

Oooh that sucks.

TheSarge 0

volleyball is only for athletic people

Volleyball is a good activity. It's almost a sport.

More of a sport than swimming

nah, they deserved it for sucking at volleyball

I just lost the game thanks to the "we lost the game" part.

I forgot about the game before you mentioned it... thanks

bastard lol I just lost the game

iamsam2 3

i just lost the game. cheers.

KarinaLizeth18 5

I don't get it U.U plz explain wth you guys are talking about... is this a guy thing or something???

it's a stupid 4chan thing, basically if you can get ppl to read the phrase "the game" they lose...

KarinaLizeth18 5

haha are you serious?? wow that is stupid xD I'm guessing I lost too then >:| oh wellz :P thnx for the explination ^.^


KarinaLizeth18 5

oops I meant explanation haha O.o

Me too. FML.

U HAD to say that, didn't u?


ok everyone lost the game (including me)

Schizomaniac 24

32, I don't think that's the game. I think the game is if you remember the game you lose.


I never lose the game. Pussy is my game. -Chuck Noris

Actually, it is if You Think about it, then You lose, and every time you think of it you have to tell everyone around you so they lose it too! But you can only lose it once every hour.. or half hour... or something! And they say they are waiting for someone to win.. somebody told me they have a prize and everything!

Aww. I hope you feel better. And it's just a game.

ianbennett123 0

yes but if op is a competitive player, havin fun isn't important. it's all about winning. I know because I play AAA hockey and highschool football

at least you tried :)

You shouldn't have played volleyball if ur that bad, and u should be prepared :) u did it

FFML_314 11

Balls to the face? Never feels good.

KarinaLizeth18 5

so true!! >:D muahaha

#14 you would know ;)

FFML_314 11

Is your winky face trying to imply that my statement was sexual? Pervert.

lickmyjock 0

but they would feel soooooo good on yours...

lickmyjock 0

unless they're mine...

FFML_314 11

Shouldn't you be with your wife?

JillianlikesVogu 0

I beg to differ.

At least they have someone to blame it on why you guys lost. way to take one for the team lol