FML : Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought...

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By speechless - / Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:20 / Canada

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By caitea | 0

#1641219 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:55

Just explain to your boss what actually happened.

By DevianceIsBliss | 0

#1641318 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:20

Did you drool on him?

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By caitea | 0

#1641219 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:55

Just explain to your boss what actually happened.

fakeaccountX | 6

#1641232 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:56

That weawwy thukth.

nevaless | 3

#1641491 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 23:34

agree with 17. ydi

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1641873 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:27

Apply more numbing cream to you're ears, that way you won't hear your boss firing you. Reminds me off the time I had to fire anthony hopkins from a restaurant because people were afraid we served cannibal meals.

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1642507 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:41

"Hey, sorry boss. I have a serious tooth ache and the pain is just killing me. So I deci.... Hold on let me post this on Fml first."

dragonaair | 5

#1642778 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:00

17; Most fmls are posted after the events.

theCamelCaseMan | 0

#1643008 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:27

He said that the boss just called him to his office, so that would imply that he was at work while he was posting this.

PurplePigeon | 0

#1643031 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:35

I'm on FML at work right now. it's also 2:30am...

stfuexe | 0

#1643459 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 10:16

lol 41.

77taylah33 | 0

#1643765 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:03

HAHAHAHHA LOL nice one #41!!!!

resinnet | 0

#1645236 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:47

Hey 50, Antoine Dodson!

never2late88 | 0

#1656361 - Saturday 6 November 2010 6:11

Ydi for being on fml at work. And when you try and speak to your boss he'll realize that you weren't making fun of the guy

By xWITNESS_xX | 0

#1641220 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:55

ooooh... that really sucks! :(

writergirl69 | 0

#1642492 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:33

I would agree, but the wording of this implies that they're on FML at work, meaning they want to be paid for doing nothing, so I'm saying YDI

TheSnakeDoctor | 0

#1642518 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:43

Yeah that sounds like a creamy situation.

By katielove27 | 0

#1641223 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:55

Well you shouldn't get in trouble since it's not really your fault

By wwerulez14 | 6

#1641225 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:55

Just explain to your boss what happened. Shit happens... Still sucks though... FYL

By RadAtThis01 | 0

#1641227 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:55

lmao

By kazoovirtuoso | 0

#1641289 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:09

But you're a good employee, even though you posted this on company time while keeping your boss waiting? Dipshit.

JohnTheIII | 0

#1643246 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:20

My thoughts exactly.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1641303 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:15

I'm sure he'll let you off if he sees that you're talking all herpaderp, and if you explain what happened.
=p

By treasurechest | 0

#1641314 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:19

sucks

By DevianceIsBliss | 0

#1641318 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:20

Did you drool on him?

By perdix | 29

#1641354 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:30

Your boss probably wants to have a good laugh at the whiny, lisping douchebag's expense.

If he's really mad at you, your mouth is numb anyway, so you could fix things without feeling anything . . . except maybe a little prick.