Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
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caitea
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Just explain to your boss what actually happened.
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DevianceIsBliss
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Did you drool on him?
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caitea
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Just explain to your boss what actually happened.
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fakeaccountX
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That weawwy thukth.
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nevaless
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agree with 17. ydi
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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Apply more numbing cream to you're ears, that way you won't hear your boss firing you. Reminds me off the time I had to fire anthony hopkins from a restaurant because people were afraid we served cannibal meals.
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imaginaryvoice
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"Hey, sorry boss. I have a serious tooth ache and the pain is just killing me. So I deci.... Hold on let me post this on Fml first."
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dragonaair
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17; Most fmls are posted after the events.
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theCamelCaseMan
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He said that the boss just called him to his office, so that would imply that he was at work while he was posting this.
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PurplePigeon
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I'm on FML at work right now. it's also 2:30am...
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stfuexe
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lol 41.
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77taylah33
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HAHAHAHHA LOL nice one #41!!!!
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resinnet
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Hey 50, Antoine Dodson!
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never2late88
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Ydi for being on fml at work. And when you try and speak to your boss he'll realize that you weren't making fun of the guy
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xWITNESS_xX
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ooooh... that really sucks! :(
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writergirl69
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I would agree, but the wording of this implies that they're on FML at work, meaning they want to be paid for doing nothing, so I'm saying YDI
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TheSnakeDoctor
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Yeah that sounds like a creamy situation.
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katielove27
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Well you shouldn't get in trouble since it's not really your fault
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wwerulez14
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Just explain to your boss what happened. Shit happens... Still sucks though... FYL
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RadAtThis01
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lmao
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kazoovirtuoso
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But you're a good employee, even though you posted this on company time while keeping your boss waiting? Dipshit.
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JohnTheIII
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My thoughts exactly.
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allmidnighteyes
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I'm sure he'll let you off if he sees that you're talking all herpaderp, and if you explain what happened.
=p
=p
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treasurechest
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sucks
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DevianceIsBliss
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Did you drool on him?
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perdix
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Your boss probably wants to have a good laugh at the whiny, lisping douchebag's expense.
If he's really mad at you, your mouth is numb anyway, so you could fix things without feeling anything . . . except maybe a little prick.
If he's really mad at you, your mouth is numb anyway, so you could fix things without feeling anything . . . except maybe a little prick.