By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Badgermx 0

well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake

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polico_wolf 0

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you (do do do do) I told the witch doctor I was in love with you (do do do do) And then the witch doctor he told me what to do he told me ooh ee ooh ah ah tin tan walawala bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah tin tan walawala bang bang

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mezeek 1

what kind of douchefag are you? "Not being thoughtful enough"??

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startafire 0

Take her back and make it up to her!

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BikerMike 0

she just made you look like an ass in front of your family.

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cassiie_fml 0

You're a stupid pathetic self absorbed ******. Oh and of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way. YDI, Asshole.

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JustaAngel 6

You dumped her and she still threw a party for you when your family and friends were invited...You sir got pwned,lol

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perdix 29

I'm telling you SURPRISE PARTIES SUCK! To make the surprise work, the girlfriend had to pretend to be thoughtless for the weeks leading up to his birthday. Her acting was all too convincing and she got her ass dumped. The concept may sound harmless enough, but it really is a secretive, behind-the-back conspiratorial plot involving lies, deception and misdirection. In reality, surprise parties are creepy, and whoever plots them deserves the blowback.

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drkwlf 0

.. Just because she threw him a party doesn't exactly make her the most perfect girlfriend ever. She could still be very unthoughtful, and doing one thing isn't going to cover a relationship for years. It still probably wouldn't have worked out if he thought it in the first place. Yeah, she proved him wrong. But when is she going to be thoughtful again? At his next birthday? Never? And you know girls like to bring shit up like, "Remember that one time.." So really you should stop calling him a dick just because he broke up with his girlfriend, what the ****. You pissy heartbroken girls are making other ones look bad :(

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strangersdk 0

Sounds like she wants you back. I agree with 29, the rest of you need to calm the **** down. One thoughtful act does not fix an entire relationships' worth of selfish thoughtlessness. I personally would tell her it's too little, too late. Just imagine if the roles were reversed - all of her girlfriends' would be saying how it was too late for him and he should have treated her well when he had the chance. Damn hypocrites.

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mrjoejackson 4

I agree with 30 and 29. But a majority of the FML users don't clearly think straight (both posters and commentators) and attempt to understand all angles.

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