Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards...

By Ian - 18/4/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML

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By CherishFlowers | 0

#122602 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:13

LMAO, nice.
Imagine if someone heard you changing your pad in the bathroom... haha

By Carribu | 0

#122559 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:02

How the hell do you get a cyst on your ass?

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By hockeyplaya | 0

#122557 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:02

lol sucks for you

popoman | 0

#568625 - Thursday 17 September 2009 5:32

YDI for having an ass.

bleedinginside | 0

#920723 - Sunday 7 March 2010 6:14

onfg I love popoman pic

Daemonknight | 0

#1130107 - Friday 23 July 2010 22:18

I had to do exactly what op did... good thing is that I haven't had any since

UnluckyChicka | 0

#2009049 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 12:52

see now u know how girls feel wearing those frickin uncomfortable things. lol

By Carribu | 0

#122559 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:02

How the hell do you get a cyst on your ass?

WantACookie666 | 0

#1905271 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 20:56

pilonidal cyst
You can get it from walking around a lot.. sweat and whatnot
i only know what it is cause i have one :/
they SUCK

fuckme93 | 0

#2276289 - Friday 1 April 2011 10:35

hey the names alex

teentee401 | 36

#6030655 - Friday 8 August 2014 0:24

Hey, the name's No One Gives A Shit.

spazchild44815 | 7

#6703161 - Sunday 16 October 2016 18:37

It's called a pilonidal cyst and they're fairly common.

By QJD | 0

#122560 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:02

That must suck.

By danedo | 0

#122567 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

...I don't get it. You had surgery. You have an excuse.

tracylynn2014 | 0

#3852782 - Monday 9 January 2012 1:45

The point is that he's a dude and has to wear a pad.

By rokai_fml | 0

#122573 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:05

#2 - anything's possible.
and to the OP , that really sucks.
but atleast you have an excuse right ?

NomNomMuffin | 5

#3823442 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:52

Now everyone knows how horrid they are for us girls !

By Compwiz1993 | 0

#122574 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:05

Wow, that sucks. Thanks for letting me see my lunch again though!

By Krumm_fml | 0

#122576 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:06

Tell the boyfriend to lay off hammering that shit.

By pencilmustache | 0

#122581 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:07

they couldn't give you any bandages?.....

Fridiculously | 0

#981772 - Monday 19 April 2010 13:26

that's a pen, btw.

EdenLis | 14

#4589304 - Wednesday 20 June 2012 4:39

If it secretes enough fluid for him to have to wear a maxi pad, I don't think a band aid would help very much.

By Kickinchicken213 | 3

#122583 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:07

Oooh, sucks for you!

By mildver | 0

#122585 - Saturday 18 April 2009 20:08

hahaha, man that sucks big time!!!! FYL