FML : Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding...

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Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By seizuregirl17 - / Tuesday 19 November 2013 15:00 / United States - Boston

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By MBSC | 11

#5760465 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:29

Did you ask if she'd ever tried science?

By Welshite | 39

#5760477 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:34

I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow.

Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

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By MBSC | 11

#5760465 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:29

Did you ask if she'd ever tried science?

Welshite | 39

#5760477 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:34

I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow.

Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5760487 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:46

Yeah science!

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5760488 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:47

The power of stupidity compels her!

Zimmington | 21

#5760490 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:48

13- History...? Psh sure it tastes sweet but it doesn't nearly get you drunk enough.

I had a shot of the Future once... Wow! that stuff had me drunk for days with no hangover!

Rianokami | 22

#5760556 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:32

History is a heady mix that tastes good at first, but then you wake up with a killer headache.

KOMkD | 4

#5760615 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:24

Science, bitch!

swaggalikethat | 22

#5760631 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:41

#13, most poetic comment on this site. I might use that. I'll quote you though.

idioticmess | 15

#5859679 - Sunday 16 February 2014 6:12

#13 i think you described hitler in both of those. thats basicly him before and at the end of the war.

By nikkipettyfer | 24

#5760466 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:30

That's messed up..

BadApple88 | 29

#5760563 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:37

She's a dumbass

By saraitkddh | 47

#5760467 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:30

Sorry OP, I wonder how in the first place she got to be a professor!

perdix | 29

#5760505 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:59

#4, Blowjobs. Next question?

Kimmismith | 11

#5760542 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:23

I'm sure she was being ignorant of Op's health.. And trying to make a joke in front of the class lol

Zimmington | 21

#5760575 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:42

34- I would think a professor would be above pushing there beliefs on others...

Is professionalism completely dead?

Newboy237 | 4

#5760583 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:47

Why not titjobs?

By Rainhawk94 | 27

#5760469 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:31

She mocked your seizure. You mocked her grave

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5760496 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:50

Yes it makes us all wonder...does she even science, OP?

By Mshrodes | 13

#5760470 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:31

Did she miss the 21st century's train ? And the one before ? And the one before...?

By HSArchon | 9

#5760472 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:32

Well, maybe she was just trying to be funny.

By Xquisite1 | 28

#5760473 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:32

"THE POWER OF STUPIDITY COMPELS HER"!

By SamCat | 21

#5760474 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:32

sei.zure is a bitch!

(sorry op, I couldn't help myself)

ahh_rats | 15

#5760619 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:25

Super LOL

jayceejaco | 15

#5761166 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 5:34

Wait..what?

By TheComedyAudio | 29

#5760475 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:32

You should have turned your head around and threw up...

By HAMY_fml | 23

#5760478 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:35

At least she tried to be nice about your condition unlike other teachers.

Alycat6363 | 15

#5760495 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:50

But exorcism? That almost cancels out her being nice about it.

alycion | 31

#5760508 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:01

Some people can be very nice about medical conditions until they are standing there when something happens. Then panic sets in. Sometimes bad humor is a way of dealing with it.