I tried Science once. Once. It tasted like bitter tears and soul-crushing sorrow. Try History instead. I've heard it tastes of forgotten dreams and endless hopes.

Yeah science!

The power of stupidity compels her!

13- History...? Psh sure it tastes sweet but it doesn't nearly get you drunk enough. I had a shot of the Future once... Wow! that stuff had me drunk for days with no hangover!

History is a heady mix that tastes good at first, but then you wake up with a killer headache.

Science, bitch!

#13, most poetic comment on this site. I might use that. I'll quote you though.

#13 i think you described hitler in both of those. thats basicly him before and at the end of the war.

She's a dumbass

#4, Blowjobs. Next question?

I'm sure she was being ignorant of Op's health.. And trying to make a joke in front of the class lol

34- I would think a professor would be above pushing there beliefs on others... Is professionalism completely dead?

Why not titjobs?

Yes it makes us all wonder...does she even science, OP?

Super LOL

Wait..what?

But exorcism? That almost cancels out her being nice about it.

Some people can be very nice about medical conditions until they are standing there when something happens. Then panic sets in. Sometimes bad humor is a way of dealing with it.