hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)

Lol, your mom should have told you to "mind the step".

Capitalize your I's

he only missed one sorry we can't all be perfect like you

Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! now the boss knows that you can multitask

Well... that made an impression... hope the interview turned out a little better. #3 - is that all you are concerned about?

Good going. When I interview job candidates, I always look for something that stands out. I would certainly remember you !

LOL at #4 Yeah, making eye contact is good, but it's good to mix that with being aware of your surroundings. Not sure about anyone else, but if I was the boss I'd probably be a bit weirded out if you were staring straight at me from the moment you walked through the door, all the way over to the desk.

SOOO, DID YOU GET THE JOB??

hahaha brilliant! On the plus side, I'm sure he'll remember you ;)