FML : Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still...

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Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 6 April 2009 05:07 / United States

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By Endymion_fml | 0

#86613 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:10

You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?

By suadelaaa | 0

#86604 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:05

Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail

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By suadelaaa | 0

#86604 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:05

Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail

pwincessa23 | 1

#1584806 - Friday 22 October 2010 7:22

Dollar menu:) hahaha jk u should h e paid attention. how do u not notice it's $1 not $50???

xXCANUCKSXx | 0

#3273908 - Sunday 11 September 2011 21:39

Stupid us money is all green. Here in canada our shits colored, like the heart deep down in every gunowning redneck american slob

missymay993 | 11

#4057237 - Monday 20 February 2012 0:18

No, the bill was $15, he payed that, but he meant to "leave $50 on the table" you don't leave money on the table to pay for the meal. So following this logic, he tipped her $1 instead of $50. There's no $35 amount involved.

Forlorn420 | 9

#4691336 - Sunday 15 July 2012 20:45

^ you're retarded. He tried to leave $50 to cover everything included the check.

By buryuntime | 0

#86612 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:09

I don't get it.

hellokittywhore | 0

#832293 - Sunday 7 February 2010 5:29

he accidently put down a one dollar bill in stead of a fifty like he meant to do. fyl indeed

noobgang7 | 5

#898887 - Sunday 28 February 2010 0:22

dine and dash lol

By Endymion_fml | 0

#86613 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:10

You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?

By calikola | 0

#86619 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:12

Just stop being a pussy and text her back to explain the issue. That really isn't a FML.

geon_olam | 17

#3699146 - Wednesday 7 December 2011 23:42

"come to my house and ill give you 50 dollars"
i cant see that playing out too well...

mikenikes14 | 8

#5370997 - Sunday 17 February 2013 1:57

He could always go back to the restaurant and apologize in person.

By carmel | 0

#86620 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:13

haha, nice #3, i liked it.

Anyway....i'm not sure what this FML means? You paid a dollar for your meal or you tipped a dollar?
I'm confused :S

PurpleLlamas | 0

#1064262 - Monday 5 July 2010 8:28

5-the bill was 15$. he meant to put down 50$. he put the wrong bill on the table and instead put a 1$ bill on the table. so he didnt fully pay for the meal.

Ronnie_loves_you | 11

#2053450 - Monday 7 February 2011 5:37

I think this is fake bc he would've gotten like arrested for not paying. plus he's a fucktard. really $50? she probably wouldnt have called idiot.

athena3100 | 9

#2487670 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:38

it means he tipped her 1 dollar

everydayFML2121 | 5

#4662927 - Sunday 8 July 2012 4:49

No he paid in total one dollar... Why would someone send threatening texts over a small tip? Try reading the FML next time

By Zolty | 0

#86621 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:13

How in the hell do you not notice what money you are putting down?

By Blue_Blur | 0

#86622 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:13

Man up, give her the dam fifty and say you are so sorry and want to make it up to her... ;)

#5- he paid a buck for his meal.

calebg23 | 0

#964549 - Saturday 20 March 2010 0:11

no he didn't dumbass

shaggy1508 | 0

#967475 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 22:09

yes he did..?

alyssaax3 | 0

#1039295 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:07

you made it sound like you ate her. you were like "today I HAD a cute waitress for LUNCH"

By tsktsktsk | 0

#86623 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:13

I'm confused.

By newstud | 0

#86627 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:16

His bill was $15. He wanted to leave $50 but instead left just a $1 for the whole bill.
YDI dude. Always be in command of your money.

By evilduck_fml | 0

#86642 - Monday 6 April 2009 12:26

this one is definitely a winner. imagining the whole scene and feeling good for leaving 50 bucks and giving the number while paying 1/15th of the total and and.. haha.

thanks for making my day.