Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
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Endymion_fml
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You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?
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suadelaaa
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Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail
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suadelaaa
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Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail
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pwincessa23
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Dollar menu:) hahaha jk u should h e paid attention. how do u not notice it's $1 not $50???
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xXCANUCKSXx
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Stupid us money is all green. Here in canada our shits colored, like the heart deep down in every gunowning redneck american slob
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missymay993
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No, the bill was $15, he payed that, but he meant to "leave $50 on the table" you don't leave money on the table to pay for the meal. So following this logic, he tipped her $1 instead of $50. There's no $35 amount involved.
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Forlorn420
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^ you're retarded. He tried to leave $50 to cover everything included the check.
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buryuntime
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I don't get it.
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hellokittywhore
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he accidently put down a one dollar bill in stead of a fifty like he meant to do. fyl indeed
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noobgang7
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dine and dash lol
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Endymion_fml
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You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?
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calikola
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Just stop being a pussy and text her back to explain the issue. That really isn't a FML.
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geon_olam
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"come to my house and ill give you 50 dollars"
i cant see that playing out too well...
i cant see that playing out too well...
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mikenikes14
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He could always go back to the restaurant and apologize in person.
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carmel
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haha, nice #3, i liked it.
Anyway....i'm not sure what this FML means? You paid a dollar for your meal or you tipped a dollar?
I'm confused :S
Anyway....i'm not sure what this FML means? You paid a dollar for your meal or you tipped a dollar?
I'm confused :S
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PurpleLlamas
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5-the bill was 15$. he meant to put down 50$. he put the wrong bill on the table and instead put a 1$ bill on the table. so he didnt fully pay for the meal.
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Ronnie_loves_you
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I think this is fake bc he would've gotten like arrested for not paying. plus he's a fucktard. really $50? she probably wouldnt have called idiot.
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athena3100
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it means he tipped her 1 dollar
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everydayFML2121
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No he paid in total one dollar... Why would someone send threatening texts over a small tip? Try reading the FML next time
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Zolty
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How in the hell do you not notice what money you are putting down?
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Blue_Blur
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Man up, give her the dam fifty and say you are so sorry and want to make it up to her... ;)
#5- he paid a buck for his meal.
#5- he paid a buck for his meal.
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calebg23
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no he didn't dumbass
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shaggy1508
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yes he did..?
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alyssaax3
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you made it sound like you ate her. you were like "today I HAD a cute waitress for LUNCH"
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tsktsktsk
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I'm confused.
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newstud
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His bill was $15. He wanted to leave $50 but instead left just a $1 for the whole bill.
YDI dude. Always be in command of your money.
YDI dude. Always be in command of your money.
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evilduck_fml
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this one is definitely a winner. imagining the whole scene and feeling good for leaving 50 bucks and giving the number while paying 1/15th of the total and and.. haha.
thanks for making my day.
thanks for making my day.