By Anonymous - United States
Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
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  missymay993  |  11

No, the bill was $15, he payed that, but he meant to "leave $50 on the table" you don't leave money on the table to pay for the meal. So following this logic, he tipped her $1 instead of $50. There's no $35 amount involved.

By  evilduck_fml  |  0

this one is definitely a winner. imagining the whole scene and feeling good for leaving 50 bucks and giving the number while paying 1/15th of the total and and.. haha.

thanks for making my day.