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By katchoo - 3/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark
Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML
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  caohm  |  18

when a spider of any size is that close to anyone its just primal instincts say CRUSH! KILL IT! SMASH IT! until you pulverized it so bad you can't tell what it used to be.

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  Wizzlbang  |  10

Actually, the fear of spiders and most insects is a largely culturebound thing, largely restricted to the western world. Which is weird, considering that's where all the most harmless spiders are.

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By  Dracoboxer357  |  35

Confucius say no use cannon ball to kill mosquito.
The point? You over reacted. :p
At least using a cannon can justify having several minutes of drama attached to the actual act. ;P

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  KVKdragon  |  26

I imagine a highly publicized trial will take place soon after. This is not a Stand Your Ground situation since the spider merely walked by without criminal intent or purpose and the OP killed it in cold blood ;)

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