Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML
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rickAUS
| 22
So... time to reflect on what went wrong for the next time? Either she was extremely difficult to please or your game need serious improvement. Either way I'm voting YDI for being oblivious to her lack of interest the entire time.
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Blunt person
| 16
Considering it was a one night stand, why the hell do you care?
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By
rickAUS
| 22
So... time to reflect on what went wrong for the next time? Either she was extremely difficult to please or your game need serious improvement. Either way I'm voting YDI for being oblivious to her lack of interest the entire time.
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
It sounds like he was all too aware that she was doing nothing.
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rickAUS
| 22
Not even close to what I was getting at but whatever; thanks captain obvious for pointing out what is written in the FML.
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OhSnap
| 5
I have to agree with Rick.
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Bragging about your failures? That’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
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medyas
| 11
Careless Whisper?
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Blunt person
| 16
Considering it was a one night stand, why the hell do you care?
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JoeMe
| 2
Ego probably
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manb91uk
| 22
You thought a one night stand would be romantic? How cute
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Ella_fml
| 17
If she's not moving, you should have probably talked to her... sounds like it was an FML for her too
By
Burle
| 17
Still counts
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oldtimer
| 3
Sounds like it was more of an FML for her than you.
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ViviMage
| 38
Shouldn't be so Careless with that Whisper app!
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JoeMe
| 2
Small?