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#45 I dreamed about me in a car as an adult with a bunch of guys who I guess were my friends. Then we saw a rainbow, a double ranbow, a triple rainbow, and then a quadruple rainbow. That's when I saw a creepy clown face in the sky smiling with yellow teeth. I told the man who was driving about it when he asked me if I knew what that meant. He then said it meant Judas was done and then the car sped up and drove so fast there were orange light streaks. Then we crashed into a bridge and I woke up with my back feeling like it was asleep. Soyes I have dreamt of some weird ass shit.
@27 cleaning it is easy, just wipe around. i just don't get why people cut it off? And it can increase the risk of certain STD's but it also lowers the risk of others. It does contain a lot of nerve endings as well. Lacy Green has a great video on the pro's and con's.
Getting my son circumcised as a baby was one of the most difficult decisions I had to make for him at the time. The nurses all ganged up on me making me feel as if I was the worst mother if I mutilated my new born (according to them, it's no long viewed to have any health benefits as long as you keep it cleaned). We opted to do it anyways because my husband had medical problems and had it done when he was 4. He still remembers the pain and didn't want our son to have to deal "if" there were problems. Unfortunately, years later, my nephew had complication with his procedure. The doctor cut too much and it didn't heal properly. Every growth spurt, he has to get skin grafts from the back of his thighs to add on and it'll continue until past adulthood. There are pros and cons on both sides. It is a surgery after all.
72, that's just fucking stupid. Cutting off the clit and being circumcised are way fucking different. Some parents do it for religious purposes, and other do it for hygienic purposes. Yes, I know in some batshit crazy religions they remove the clitorus because sex isn't supposed to feel good, just practiced for procreation. What I'm saying though is that foreskin and the clit are not even closely related by any fucking means.
Uh, Lacy Green has a huge obsession with fore skin. I have no idea why. But I see no problems with getting rid of fore skin. I plan to have it done when my son is born. And if he gets older, and doesn't like it, he can go have surgery to get skin graphed onto his penis to make it look like it never happened. You guys are fighting over nothing but each others opinions. It's stupid.
Actually 84 they are pretty similar. Removing the clitoris is more like cutting off the entire head of the male member, though so it has a higher chance of bleed outs and removes nearly all sensation. Both practices are extremely barbaric, however, and the fact that one is considered normal and acceptable to be forced onto an infant is just sickening. The child still feels all that pain even if they don't have a complete memory of it.
Actually there are. Scarring, discoloration, loss of pleasure are all common side effects. Infection of the open wound (that gets peed and pooped on), pain, and even death can happen. There was a recent story on the news of a baby who ha to have his penis removed after his circ was botched. Very sad.
@ 162 You are free to disagree with me, but I am a strong advocate for sex rights and I believe what i said. I did stop replying eventually, mainly because nobody wants to read a huge argument. But i do feel the need to reply to this. I'm not ashamed of my beliefs
The clitoral hood is a better analogy to the foreskin. But the point is the same - We don't modify female genitals when girls are born, so we shouldn't force circumcision on newborn boys either. It's just not necessary, and everyone has a right to their own body and should be able to make the decision for themselves.
@edaneilleh/#168 what I don not get is why your arguing so hard To defend a part that you don't own? (maybe your a tranny don't know) but you are a girl so why you arguing about something you don't have and probably don't understand? There are many cons to having foreskin for example you can get bacteria under the foreskin or it can rip off during sex or masturbation which can be very painful but of course to don't have a penis ( again dont know if you're a tranny or not) so you wouldn't know what it feels like
My friend chose adult circumcision and as a male who has experienced both sides of the issue he is much happier having had it done. The extra sensation during sex isn't all pleasure. There more but it's almost like pulling at the rest of the penis, according to him. Also he tore his foreskin once during sex. His perspective was that he wish his parents had done it and has had his son circumcised.
My two-cents *throws confetti* There's plenty of good reasons to circumcise a child. Most of them starting medically. If the foreskin is too tight and you can't get it to loosen (through massage and such) you can't retract it to clean and urine amongst other stuff will be trapped. That's nasty as fuck for everyone involved. Then comes Religion, Tradition and even just personal beliefs. TL; DR. There's no non medical reason a foreskin needs to be removed. But personally I don't think it's wrong either way.
It seems Americans are really the only ones who circumcise for non-religious reasons. It used to happen in Canada, but not so much anymore and it's much rarer in Europe. I don't like the idea of any unnecessary procedure being performed on a child, particularly for aesthetic reasons. I'm glad my parents didn't pierce my ears when I was a baby (I had it done at 16), and I wouldn't circumcise my child unless he clearly had a case of phimosis by the time the foreskin was supposed to be retracted. You don't immediately hack off any other tissue because of the chance of a problem later without really good reason.
It's impossible for them to sleep through the procedure unless they were put under for the procedure which they don't do because it is incredibly dangerous to do so. It's more likely that they went into shock and their little bodies shut down because they couldn't handle the pain anymore. Shock looks like a peaceful state but I can assure you, your nephews were in a tremendous amount of pain. It's also likely that the nurse just told your sister or brother that they sleep right through it when they didn't. Nurses are often told to tell parents this even when it's not true or else they can lose their job.
#168 My boyfriend was circumcised this year and he said he wished he'd had it done sooner as the pleasure was more intense and amazing. You should probably stop trying to sound like you know everything, you're making yourself look pretty silly. Also, he had it removed because his foreskin was too tight. It caused him a lot of pain. There are very valid reasons to have it removed, it's not all about aesthetics.
That sounds like the kind of dream I'd have after smoking weed.
I don't know about you guys but back in my toking days I didn't remember shit after falling asleep. 5 HTP makes you have some seriously fucked up dreams though. I used the stuff to replenish my serotonin after a night of "fun". Dreaming on that stuff was like a mushroom trip. Crazy realistic dreams. Sometimes I'd wake up and just mutter "What the fuck just happened?"
Haunted by foreskin, eh..? "Who ya gonna call?" Definitely in the top 10 strangest FMLs.