FML : Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 January 2011 03:35 / United States

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By hail_this_villai | 0

#1926294 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:12

Should've thrown in an eighth and said "Ironic."

By abdur | 0

#1926231 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:04

lol Perhaps you should have listened.

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By abdur | 0

#1926231 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:04

lol Perhaps you should have listened.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1926335 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:21

1# thanks captain obvious 5 adjectives that describe me would be, filthy, grotesque, powerful, breakable and annoying.

GreatGeak | 8

#1926671 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 11:05

haha! he's breakable! kill the family guy!

nikki_4eva | 0

#1926885 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:48

kinda like Peter

Amosatron | 0

#1926894 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:49

Thanks alot for that. I'm far too stupid to realise that, -.-

chewbacca69 | 0

#1930623 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:55

9 you stole my thing from the other fml how dare you sir.

By emmabear16 | 0

#1926240 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:06

haha obviously ur not a good listener

Amosatron | 0

#1926904 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:51

no shit.

emmabear16 | 0

#1930211 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 09:00

Yes, exactly. No shit. Why do you think I said that?

HateyMcHater | 4

#1930216 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 09:04

Because you can only spout the most inane and painfully obvious of observations?

nika10105 | 14

#2795942 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:27

no shit Sherlock!!!!

By squirell_AIDS69 | 0

#1926244 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:06

Tell him/her that there are just too many words to limit it to 5.

foreverjoseph | 5

#1930095 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 07:48

genius

By JuuuusssstFML | 0

#1926274 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:10

ya great listening skills... I bet you didn't get that job, YDI

SillyEars | 0

#1926546 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:17

especially since "listener" is not an adjective.

Mehness | 0

#1928199 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 04:34

19 - You might want to think twice about that. Listener is used to describe a person who listens well. :|

Mehness | 0

#1928217 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 04:37

Scratch that, I just realized that a listener would be a noun, not an adjective :L

By nicesprites | 4

#1926287 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:11

no way you were hired lol

By hail_this_villai | 0

#1926294 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:12

Should've thrown in an eighth and said "Ironic."

the17doctor | 12

#4447447 - Thursday 17 May 2012 03:59

No the 8th should have been 'over-achiever'.

By bigphill1333 | 0

#1926296 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:12

YDI for getting a job at burger king.

By DropDead77 | 11

#1926327 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:20

was overachiever the 6th

PushMyButtons | 5

#1926409 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:34

Haha good one!(:

milakitty21 | 0

#1926706 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 11:28

hardee har

By daddy15 | 0

#1926368 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:27

ydi for looking for a job.

dre_bro11 | 12

#1926996 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 01:13

yer! OP why get a job and earn money for? there's no point in that. just live of the money that daddy15 earns and pays as tax.

Karnezar | 2

#1929365 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:40

I lol'd

By yeahiknow0 | 0

#1926397 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 09:33

Overacheiver :P

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