Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
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losergirl
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...lime green poop?
Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?
Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?
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edogy
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that's such a shitty situation op.
*waits for thumbs down*
*cries in corner*
*waits for thumbs down*
*cries in corner*
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LaLince
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lol
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rocker_chick105
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Someone who yells "first" and another who says the shitty situation pun and doesn't get buried? Do my eyes deceive me?!
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reshikrom
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My old biology teacher said she fed her baby blue trix yogurt and it produced lime green poop. Maybe that's what happened here.
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MMMMorshu
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wow, that sucks
1s*gets shot*
MMMMM
1s*gets shot*
MMMMM
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latkematzoball
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3- noooo, 3rd. dumbass
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b00mc1ap
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awww nasty...
talk about a shit job
talk about a shit job
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isthisonetaken
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how would u not feel shit on your shirt? and im assuming since you were wearing a blouse that you are a woman. i dont know any woman that dont run into the bathroom and to look at themselves before going into such a meeting.
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bloomgirlbec
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Wow. Stereotypical much?
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BirdieCurls
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pfft no every woman always checks herself out in the mirror before doing absolutely anything duh
OP- Lime green poop? You shouldn't be going to an interview, you should take that girl to the doctor... unless lime green is normal...?
OP- Lime green poop? You shouldn't be going to an interview, you should take that girl to the doctor... unless lime green is normal...?
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kmfitz
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Oh wow, I guess you were carrying your daughter there? You should get her checked by a doctor if it was actually "lime green".
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ravinderkaler
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you shoulda checked.
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noordinarylove
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Gross. But didn't you smell it? Baby poop radiates and permeates.
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poolshark
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Wow. That's shitty.
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kevinfenchak
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^ nice
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texashorns82492
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Lime green?
I think you should be concerned about that...
I think you should be concerned about that...
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rachilio
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I'd be concerned
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24788
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That's just a terrible day.
Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?