FML : Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview I got a weird look from the vice president...

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Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By boo - / Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:15 / United States

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By losergirl | 0

#237186 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:03

...lime green poop?
Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

By Curtieeeez | 0

#237233 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:09

Lime green? What the hell are you feeding your kid?

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By losergirl | 0

#237186 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:03

...lime green poop?
Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

edogy | 0

#2935182 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:32

that's such a shitty situation op.

*waits for thumbs down*

*cries in corner*

LaLince | 40

#5209425 - Monday 3 December 2012 5:37

lol

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5769139 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 21:53

Someone who yells "first" and another who says the shitty situation pun and doesn't get buried? Do my eyes deceive me?!

reshikrom | 14

#6424298 - Thursday 1 October 2015 5:40

My old biology teacher said she fed her baby blue trix yogurt and it produced lime green poop. Maybe that's what happened here.

By MMMMorshu | 0

#237190 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

wow, that sucks
1s*gets shot*
MMMMM

latkematzoball | 0

#457665 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:36

3- noooo, 3rd. dumbass

By b00mc1ap | 0

#237193 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

awww nasty...

talk about a shit job

By isthisonetaken | 0

#237196 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

how would u not feel shit on your shirt? and im assuming since you were wearing a blouse that you are a woman. i dont know any woman that dont run into the bathroom and to look at themselves before going into such a meeting.

bloomgirlbec | 6

#3581744 - Monday 14 November 2011 0:03

Wow. Stereotypical much?

BirdieCurls | 25

#5867494 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:01

pfft no every woman always checks herself out in the mirror before doing absolutely anything duh

OP- Lime green poop? You shouldn't be going to an interview, you should take that girl to the doctor... unless lime green is normal...?