By Anonymous - Netherlands - Delft
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
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  lonkite101  |  14

58- I've read all the books, and I'm pretty sure Harry is the hero. Snape works for voldemort, killed dumbledore, and doesn't have a tan.

*at first "dumbledore" spell checked to "fumbled whore".

  katydid95  |  5

Are you sure you know how to read? Because if you read the entire series, you would understand that Snape is basically the hero. Besides, he's more fun to root for than the whiny, bitchy title character.

  WeaselBee42  |  6

67 - Dumbledore was dying anyway and asked snape to kill him. It provided a quicker and easier death and stopped draco from having to destroy his soul. He was also working as a double agent and needed to make voldemort trust him PLUS he made the unbreakable vow to help draco. Now hush, you just sound like an idiot


I would Definitely Be in slytherin, for many reasons!! Even though we would be in different houses, I'd have to make sure Luna Lovegood became my Best Friend!

But i absolutely Adore Bellatrix, Luna Lovegood, Snape, And the Twins.

  alycion  |  38

One of my best jobs had a strange interview like that. The guy could tell my qualifications from resume and portfolio and we got talking about games. Totally off subject. Turned out to not only get a great job but a great friend.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Exactly. The interviewer is more than a pimply teen; he's also one of the people who can help you get the job you want. Slagging him off won't do you any good.

Do whatever you must to build a strong impression. He's bored because he's interviewed lots. If he actually remembers you, you've moved ahead of the pack.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

Yeah he is still interviewing and stands between you and the job. Make sure he remembers you, in a good way of course and you'll be better off then a lot of others. I'll agree interviewing is so boring. I've done it and I don't enjoy it but the people that are not just cut and dry are the ones you remember and the ones more likely to get the job. You want to stand out in a positive way.

  gracehi  |  31

Oh, I see how it is. Well played. Yeah, I tried having an amusing comment, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling mods and that dog!

By  Bonzer  |  2

Time to be a suck up! Ask him what his favorite is and agree completely, repeat for each question. With a kid like that, you're likely to get the job.