Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML
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DocBastard
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Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your fucking dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."
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perdix
| 29
"A steaming bowl of RRRRALPH!"
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RavenRiot
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lol
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sterlingarcher
| 1
LMFAO!! :)
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Hotlanta
| 5
hahaha husband 1 wife 0!! he won't be getting any for a while
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Flash8bro
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lol
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sarah_cheverie
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Dare I say 'lol'?
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josh5634
| 0
lol :D i saved the trouble
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sarah_cheverie
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Thankyouthankyou.
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TurnpikeTwister
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you should eat what you made for him, throw it up onto a platter, and serve with garnish
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littlemissFYL
| 5
he's probably sick too bitch!
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aquariusangel420
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I would just divorce him and take all of his money if the ASSHOLE is gonna be that way and not take care of you the FUCK HIM he can make his own damn dinner every nite for the rest of his life
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some_shit
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damn 93!!!! you would divorce your spouse over one comment? I would hate to ever have any association with you,
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JacksonCampbell
| 9
You shouldn't even bother with marriage, then. And be glad that this isn't 1940. Back then, your only job would've been to stay home and make dinner for the hubby when he comes back from work. Also, you couldn't even wear pants. Yeah.
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Jonny_Trump
| 0
Actually women started entering the workforce in the 40's. So that wouldn't be too horrible.
And yeah, 93, way to go overboard. Plus, unless he cheated on her with another woman, she'd get half of their shared possessions, not everything. Which could be a loss for her if she makes more than him. :/
And yeah, 93, way to go overboard. Plus, unless he cheated on her with another woman, she'd get half of their shared possessions, not everything. Which could be a loss for her if she makes more than him. :/
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dragon0000
| 7
for lil miss sunshine u really crapped on the mood-.-
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dragon0000
| 7
88 I was telling it to 88
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kelardy
| 11
dry heaving means your not puking out anything but bile from your stomach made up of acid that can eat away at almost anything
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kristledaigle
| 0
I would've told him to go make his dam dinner
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brenz1126
| 0
*damn
*exits quickly to avoid flaming bags of shit being thrown at him for being a grammar nazi*
*exits quickly to avoid flaming bags of shit being thrown at him for being a grammar nazi*
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Never fear, shit blocker 2.0 is here!
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FMLsOhilarious
| 6
#41 lol. I can be a grammar nazi too.
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CheckMyProfile
| 17
what did you made him for dinner?
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ButtRaep
| 0
a sandwich
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KJLD5
| 0
hah. * exits quickly to avoid the not funny jokes and trolls trolling. teh nommss
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blaine72
| 0
*sammich
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HighAsTheStars
| 0
seriously?! it's damN !!
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CaughtChaLookin
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lol
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i13Zero
| 5
Sandvich you mean?
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Kensei19
| 0
lol sounds like why are you out of the kitchen jokes but that does suck
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borkchop1992
| 15
well? what did you make?
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avatar0810
| 15
sexist jerk. women are people too you idiot.
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Kn0wledge123
| 21
I'm pretty sure he was joking 24. You know, "ha-ha"?
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LifeSucksbtw
| 0
24 ur a fucking idiot. calm ur tits. it was obviously a fucking joke.
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CitrusGirl
| 0
I'm a feminist. And that was a great joke. If you hate even GOOD sexist jokes you need to get over yourself.
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climbthoserocks
| 6
woah calm down now.
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staceysgenesis16
| 0
haha i wudda told him to fuhk off and make his own or ask him to bring me a bowl so i could throw up in it .. he could eat that ..
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doom2
| 8
what a jerk.. tell him to get his own dinner since you're not feeling well.
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dantheman1988
| 0
if shes only dry heaving shes not really sick. sounds to me like shes looking for an excuse to shirk her womanly responsibilities.
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abceasyas123abc
| 12
How sympathetic of him.. What an ass.
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MrFlintstone
| 5
should have went into the kitchen and barfed in his soup
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Flash8bro
| 0
bwahahaha! that would be really disgusting, yet really awesome at the same time :D
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ChibiGirl5
| 0
yea perfect
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soketgo
| 0
that wouldve been something new...
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69_jackson_69
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Umm... Curb Stomp.