By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 916
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FFML_314 11

Then leave.

Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.


FFML_314 11

Then leave.

wow,you've gotten first like what? 3 times?

FFML_314 11

Twice and I'm at work, bored! So, leave me alone. :P

I wasn't gunna say anything hateful. I'm more of the good feelings all around type. Especially at 6 in the morning.

FFML_314 11

I know. I was just messing with you. :] I get first, because I'm quick like tiger!

azreal_13 0

be straight forward and ask if your gonna fuck or not

yuhimjesus 0

must be desperate for attention if it's been 45 minutes and she is STILL there.

FFML_314 11

I can really see myself getting into that kind of thing Mercy! You are such a genius. :]

n u r stil there?????

Just make an awkward comment that will get you noticed.

FFML_314 11

Or, "What is the definition of something suspicious? A nun doing press-ups in the cucumber field." Was that in bad taste?

I usually find the best way to diffuse a heated religious debate is to tell the people a joke. "What's the difference between Jesus and a portrait of Jesus?" "It only takes one nail to hang the portrait!" Works like a charm. Give it a shot next time!

xdeathangel771 0

same happened on tbbt with penny and that comic store guy fighting with sheldon

take off your shirt, it could lead on to something

I'm sure if he was actually interested in you it wouldn't take a lot to get his attention.. most guys are simple like that..

Just pull down your pants, and let both guys know that your vagina is wet and empty, and needs to be filled.

Brittney_E 0

then help the guy out! you could have hot victory sex.... ;D

#37 PUT A Shirt ON you nasty you have nothing to show off so cover it up plz! ahhhhh!!! my eyes!!!!!

ceejster 0

YDI! you should have left!

oneforme 0

mercy .... looks like a stalk of bananas on your head... or a bunch of cow turds after they all ate lucky charms

Miss_Grace 0

You hang out in cow pastures often, oneforme? ;-)

is that u in the pic? and if it is...wat r u doing with ur life??

i hate religious freaks and dill pickles too. oh yeah hes coming back alright whats it been 2011 years ?

my favorite person in the bible is Soloman. 200 wives, 600 concubines, gold, and a big house. and my favorite towns were sodom anf ghmora.

Drake_8_Epoch 0

Yell, "HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOVE TO THE SON OF GOD?!" Like in Live Freaky! Die Freaky!.

divagurll 0

does everything have to be centered around sex? God said to go forth and multiply but He also said to treat your body as a holy temple.

there's a message in this: DONT HAVE SEX. lol. or do.. idc.

No,the lesson is.... I really don't know. I tried to think of something funny. But I had nothin floating around up in the cranium.

that's cuz im a boss.

Shit got real eh...

oh it's always real...

wow,she always brings the heat lol.

rodeocowboy 0

I'd have sex with you!!

well, i do have a name to live up to..

zackbjj1 0

like a boss

that's me.

wanna come over to my place :)

that's a bit weird... especially considering your name. 0_o

lol sorry I thought it made it

maybe her next door neighbors are all furries o.O

Uranus_fml 0


lickmyjock 0

tits or gtfo

bubbarific 0

tits or gtfo


Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.

But God also says to wait for marriages

sheribb 5

hahaha oh dear your life definitely does SUCK right now!! p.s just politely leave

nailed like JHC ? i get the pun lol.

take his car and go home.

CRrawsum 7

tell them you just got word from Jesus that they both need to end the maddness! or just leave

Three-way? God never mentioned those.

the bible really is just one wild sex party, just minus the sex

wow the bible is full of sexual hints.

its not ok to bring a whore into gods house. dodoronomy 23:17. so its ok to bring a whore into your own house :)

euclid 0

what's the debate about, more specifically? religion pwns procreating. I'm starting to think the mates a 'Dick'. cockblocking.