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By bitchasshonky / Wednesday 11 August 2010 04:09 / France
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Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.

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I wasn't gunna say anything hateful. I'm more of the good feelings all around type. Especially at 6 in the morning.

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Or, "What is the definition of something suspicious? A nun doing press-ups in the cucumber field." Was that in bad taste?

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I usually find the best way to diffuse a heated religious debate is to tell the people a joke. "What's the difference between Jesus and a portrait of Jesus?" "It only takes one nail to hang the portrait!" Works like a charm. Give it a shot next time!

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I'm sure if he was actually interested in you it wouldn't take a lot to get his attention.. most guys are simple like that..

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Just pull down your pants, and let both guys know that your vagina is wet and empty, and needs to be filled.

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mercy .... looks like a stalk of bananas on your head... or a bunch of cow turds after they all ate lucky charms

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my favorite person in the bible is Soloman. 200 wives, 600 concubines, gold, and a big house. and my favorite towns were sodom anf ghmora.

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does everything have to be centered around sex? God said to go forth and multiply but He also said to treat your body as a holy temple.

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No,the lesson is.... I really don't know. I tried to think of something funny. But I had nothin floating around up in the cranium.

Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.

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its not ok to bring a whore into gods house. dodoronomy 23:17. so its ok to bring a whore into your own house :)

what's the debate about, more specifically? religion pwns procreating. I'm starting to think the mates a 'Dick'. cockblocking.

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