FML : Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy...

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By honk honk, fuckwad - / Friday 6 November 2015 22:39 / United States - San Francisco

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By jonomc | 12

#6455747 - Saturday 7 November 2015 8:54

This whole FML leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

By allforfun | 23

#6455732 - Saturday 7 November 2015 8:50

At least you didn't wake up next to him

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By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6455727 - Saturday 7 November 2015 8:49

Well they say dreams can act as catalysts for reality...

mohamed_H | 21

#6455828 - Saturday 7 November 2015 11:19

Justin bieber has a penis ? Must be a tranny

wanted_2_want | 40

#6455979 - Saturday 7 November 2015 17:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

bryce0110 | 23

#6457144 - Monday 9 November 2015 7:07

Just because he had a gay dream doesn't make him gay, dreams can be completely random.

By Mackade | 18

#6455730 - Saturday 7 November 2015 8:50

Could have been a nightmare.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6455761 - Saturday 7 November 2015 9:01

Certainly seems like one to me.

motortcitymoses | 8

#6457134 - Monday 9 November 2015 6:38

Definitely!

Krycek_fml | 19

#6494885 - Sunday 27 December 2016 23:11

I think that goes beyond nightmare.

By allforfun | 23

#6455732 - Saturday 7 November 2015 8:50

At least you didn't wake up next to him

firefighter925 | 18

#6455797 - Saturday 7 November 2015 9:39

*her

ThatHorse | 15

#6455798 - Saturday 7 November 2015 9:42

*it

Mpii | 11

#6455948 - Saturday 7 November 2015 16:03

The post doesn't state that he didn't ;)

By tlnorman | 18

#6455733 - Saturday 7 November 2015 8:51

Do it he can afford it.

aceking602 | 11

#6456482 - Sunday 8 November 2015 7:23

are you an idiot you can't bill someone for therapy cause your a gay guy

Xamry14 | 10

#6456523 - Sunday 8 November 2015 7:56

Your apparently the moron. First off joke. Second off dreams don't make you gay. Dreams are random as fuck

theplaguedkitten | 5

#6456655 - Sunday 8 November 2015 12:23

sometimes in my dreams im a magical time traveling fox... but then i have to wake up.

NickACD | 27

#6457113 - Monday 9 November 2015 5:32

I love you

By Glassdragons | 15

#6455736 - Saturday 7 November 2015 8:52

your subconcious is telling you something mate. #lovewins

Metalslipp | 15

#6455793 - Saturday 7 November 2015 9:30

I once had dreams similar in subject where I was extremely attracted to the way this train looked. My subconscious is definitely trying to tell me something.