Weird!

really? I dream of marrying hitler every once and a while too...

Not entirely weird. Very well possible OP's subconscious is telling her she likes a man in charge and with power. But of course, not the tyranny overlord kind. I hope.

I have dreams about marrying Stalin. Is that weird?

Chances are that Hitler just represents some quality about yourself that your subconscious feels you have gained or become "married to". Not at all weird in the grand scheme of dreams.

Luckily the NSA can't spy on your dreams, or you would be branded as a traitor!

Is it weird to dream about going down on Eva Braun?

25- my thoughts too. Hitler did horrible things... But it's not uncommon at all for women to be attracted to men like him who have "alpha male" traits. Dominant, controlling, confident, powerful. While we don't tend to think of it consciously our genes are still hard wired to find powerful people attractive- especially if we lack power ourself, or the ability to claim it. People who tend towards being submissive will find an "alpha male" type especially attractive because there is a good bit of truth to opposites attract.

Very well articulated, sir.

Welli did nazi that coming!

I bet Jewish those dreams stop. Well if you Eva get over them, let us know! Anne Frankly, we need to stop with the Hitler jokes. They just aren't Reich.

These puns are making me fuhrious.

Jew should have. Some of them are very hitlarious though.

Anne Frankly these jokes are putting me out of mein kampfort zone

We must concentration (camp) harder to focus on the genocide of horrible puns ought we be jewed out of the good ones...

I'm just stalin for time here trying to find an appropriate pun.

This is not Reich!

I thought it was it was pretty funny, did Jew?

These comments are making me feel a bit gassy...

Would Jew please stop with the puns?

Let's hear it!

She pretty much summed up the dream in the FML. What else is there to hear?

You're not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, are you?

Three dreams isn't so bad. I'd be more worried if you'd had nein.

But If you secretly do want Hitler OP, his mobile number is nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein.

It's spelled NEUN.

Nein means no...

Jew gotta be kidding me!

at least you're not dreaming about being his niece!

How exactly would that be worse? Related, but different is better than marrying him.

8 - he had a relationship with her that involved urinating & defecating on her because that's what he was into. also, I meant to say half-niece. whoops

Seriously? Wow, Hitler really is the most fucked up person that ever lived.

Really??? THATS when we put him in the fucked up people zone???

Can we also put the participants and director of Two Girl One Cup in the zone as well?

#10, that sounds like one of those fake headlines from tabloids. I'm not saying it's not true, just that it sounds unlikely.

Wow, that would take me away from Mein Kampfort zone.

Out of all the puns on this page, this one actually made me laugh xD

Well Jew better concentrate on not having those dreams

I think your subconcious is getting a little too Kampf-y with this idea. I'll show myself out.

Well did you agree?

Oh, no. Hitler somehow managed to make OP marry him without her consent.