Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml
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you key over being stood up?
you're that desperate and drastic?
you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
you're that desperate and drastic?
you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
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Blooman
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hahahaha very true
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020266t
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Next time when your angry scream some
curses on the air like all the other morons I know do.
curses on the air like all the other morons I know do.
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CRiiSPY_fml
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I actually hope he stood you up the next night too :L
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zachherbert
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Today, I was making sure everything was ready for my date tomorrow. My friends said she was a drama queen freak, but what did I have to loose? I was about to go get my clothes from the dry cleaners, but stopped when I realized that my new mustang gt was keyed. FML
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boxbrandon11
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Your a bitch OP
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lmngrl889
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I have to agree. Yes being stood up sucks and all but still no reason to key someone's car!
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benbenius
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While I agree that it was not the right thing to do, keying someone's car does not make you a "raving lunatic criminal." To get that title you'd have to run two dozen people over with a stolen car while snorting coke.
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Bombegranite
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Are you really the guy?
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floresntadolecnt
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You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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bridgette5866
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hahahaahhah, major props, and I completely agree.
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donner1423
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Haha, just pretend it wasn't you.
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Bonte
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Well now u can either be a complete cu/nt and deny knowing about it or you can pay for his paint job, u have serious mental issues
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daemonsparta
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and start the relationship with lies. totes would show what a keeper op is
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Telcontar14
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ditto to #1
I mean i understand being absentminded and forgetting a date, but messing with his car just cuz you thought you got stood up? Stupid.
Almost as stupid as misspelling "tomorrow"
I mean i understand being absentminded and forgetting a date, but messing with his car just cuz you thought you got stood up? Stupid.
Almost as stupid as misspelling "tomorrow"
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Crazy8chevy
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She did spell tomorrow correctly, check before you speak,
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ezra44
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dumb fuck
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ps592
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hahahhaa @ 638 thats exactly how i replied in my head
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Reaper86
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I love how you incorrectly corrected someone. What a tool.
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Warez_fml
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Then again, this was written in 2009 and a mod probably corrected the spelling in.her FML.
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kristenlee
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Just rekey the car professing your love and devotion to him. He'll understand :D
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MagicMeds
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:D
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anoellem
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That is a terrible idea.
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that_band_nerd
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I feel as if that were the rare "joke"
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whiterabbit_fml
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You are one crazy bitch. YDI.
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Weetart
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Maybe it's time to check yourself into a psychiatric ward. And it's more like FHL than yours. You had nothing to lose. If I was him, I would have called some ninjas to key your face BITCH.
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nomorehope
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thats really drastic and harsh ;/
sucks to be him
it should be his FML
sucks to be him
it should be his FML
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jillaroo53
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YDI. Crazy bitch.
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twindaddy
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You sound like my psycho ex-wife.
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Glam_fml
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Geez, psychotic much? That seems like a pretty harsh reaction to getting stood up. It's more like F his life for getting his car keyed by a lunatic.
you're that desperate and drastic?
you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.