you key over being stood up?
you're that desperate and drastic?
you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

hahahaha very true

Next time when your angry scream some
curses on the air like all the other morons I know do.

I actually hope he stood you up the next night too :L

Today, I was making sure everything was ready for my date tomorrow. My friends said she was a drama queen freak, but what did I have to loose? I was about to go get my clothes from the dry cleaners, but stopped when I realized that my new mustang gt was keyed. FML

Your a bitch OP

I have to agree. Yes being stood up sucks and all but still no reason to key someone's car!

While I agree that it was not the right thing to do, keying someone's car does not make you a "raving lunatic criminal." To get that title you'd have to run two dozen people over with a stolen car while snorting coke.

Are you really the guy?

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

hahahaahhah, major props, and I completely agree.

Haha, just pretend it wasn't you.

Well now u can either be a complete cu/nt and deny knowing about it or you can pay for his paint job, u have serious mental issues

and start the relationship with lies. totes would show what a keeper op is

ditto to #1
I mean i understand being absentminded and forgetting a date, but messing with his car just cuz you thought you got stood up? Stupid.

Almost as stupid as misspelling "tomorrow"

She did spell tomorrow correctly, check before you speak,

dumb fuck

hahahhaa @ 638 thats exactly how i replied in my head

I love how you incorrectly corrected someone. What a tool.

Then again, this was written in 2009 and a mod probably corrected the spelling in.her FML.

Just rekey the car professing your love and devotion to him. He'll understand :D

:D

That is a terrible idea.

I feel as if that were the rare "joke"

You are one crazy bitch. YDI.

Maybe it's time to check yourself into a psychiatric ward. And it's more like FHL than yours. You had nothing to lose. If I was him, I would have called some ninjas to key your face BITCH.

thats really drastic and harsh ;/
sucks to be him
it should be his FML

YDI. Crazy bitch.

You sound like my psycho ex-wife.

Geez, psychotic much? That seems like a pretty harsh reaction to getting stood up. It's more like F his life for getting his car keyed by a lunatic.