FML : Today, I had a date in my dreams. It was a pity date, with someone who is already taken. I can't even get a real date in my dreams. FML

By Lonely - / Tuesday 24 November 2009 10:49 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#686630 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 05:17

I hope you at least tried to get it on with her in your dreams. It's not rape if it's only in your dreams. ;)

By perdix | 29

#686863 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 10:18

Wow! You got to live your dreams! Most people don't get the chance to live their dreams, but you do. Hint: Try not to dream of yourself as a pathetic loser.

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By _Noon_ | 0

#686598 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 04:47

Hahaha, I like your conclusion :)

By itak365 | 4

#686610 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 04:59

Well, if it was a dream, then it would be impossible to get a real date, right?

By wazdog | 4

#686614 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 05:03

To OP: lower your standards or quite complaining. Oh and stop aiming for people who are taken.

By haweb | 0

#686621 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 05:13

Wow, only the 12,000th one of these we've seen.

By lmaoatyourlife | 0

#686629 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 05:17

Nobody wants to date some one who constantly feels sorry for themselves. If you want a date so badly go out, meet new people, even if you're hideously ugly some one will be drunk enough to give you their phone number. Just stop whining!!!!

By Jimboom | 11

#686630 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 05:17

I hope you at least tried to get it on with her in your dreams. It's not rape if it's only in your dreams. ;)

Tigg3r | 3

#687365 - Wednesday 25 November 2009 01:02

Dream-rape!!! XD

By Dickman16 | 0

#686632 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 05:17

lmao wow....ydi cuz I bet ur fat and ugly ....

james496_fml | 0

#3445087 - Monday 17 October 2011 02:55

shut up u mean asshole

By idkweird | 0

#686643 - Tuesday 24 November 2009 05:23

Are you the same guy who wrote the one about being dumped for being the "perfect boyfriend"? If not, Im pretty sure the two of you have a lot in common. You both seem to be whiners who try too hard!