136

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

By PatientInWaiting - / Monday 19 March 2012 10:37 / United States
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
By  joker72401  |  0

Wow, the doc doesn't want to become horny. He's just checking for abnormalities/pregnancy. Uh, Fyl OP.

Reply
  MissMae93  |  23

I'm confused, where does it say she was saying this to the doctor? I always thought waiting rooms were a completely different room than the examination room.

Reply
  joker72401  |  0

Well, a boner in a gynocologyst office would be bad, mostly because there's something happening to all of those vaginas, such as pregnancy, aids, herpes, genital warts, etc. nobody wants that!! Well, then again, pregnant porn is the best...

Reply
  MissMae93  |  23

Actually, 21, women need a "special checkup" once a year to ensure everything is running smoothly. Just because someone's at the gynecologist doesn't mean there's something wrong with her. How old are you anyways? 14? Please educate yourself a wee bit more, I'm getting sick of your obnoxious, slightly perverted comments.

Reply
  joker72401  |  0

I am 24 and I am a clerk at my local gynocologyst's office. Tyvm.

Reply
  MissMae93  |  23

33 - Oh really? Well for starters, you spelt gynecologist wrong. Secondly, you should know then that women don't just go there because of abnormalities. Thirdly, you should know that waiting rooms and examination rooms are completely divided, so how would the doctor get horny from hearing this conversation? Sorry, but I don't believe you.

Reply
  joker72401  |  0

Thanks for the spell-check bitch. Anyway. I meant that the freshly waxed and oiled vagina might turn him or her on.

Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

joker72401 - Please do me a favour and send me your CV so I know never to hire you to work in my office. I think I'd want my clerk to be able to spell my own specialty. Thanks.

By  MatheusRajuidas  |  5

Someone needs to get laid...

Reply
  notsorandomguy  |  18

Still counts she just had sex.

Reply
  KiddNYC1O  |  20

Doesn't matter, got raped? ^

Reply
  karkid619  |  8

Still counts.

Reply
  joker72401  |  0

Almost the same. But NOT. A gyno sees so many vaginas in a day that he/she probably is sick of them!! Ladies, just keep the vaginas clean and healthy so the doc can see them and tell you whats happening down there.

Reply
  murdersquirrel  |  15

Joker, please stfu. It is the same thing. You see a dentist, you brush your teeth first. You see a podiatrist, you scrub the feet and wear fresh socks. You see a dermatologist, you go in with fresh clean skin. You see a gynecologist, you clean up downstairs. Same idea.

By  DocBasterdwanabe  |  4

#1 Horrible attempt at first comment -_- shame.

By  PandaSmile  |  24

She sounds like a perfectly reasoned and balanced person. Why would you choose to brag about getting pregnant whilst passed out in a truck? People are strange creatures.

By  ClassyCommando  |  13

Nope, she means another patient. You get it now, Champ?

Reply
  murdersquirrel  |  15

If OP had said 'my friend' anywhere...

Reply

84 How about you make sure you're correct before correcting others? The actual sentence was "I had a conversation with another patient". Nice try.

Reply

Umm you were quoting, and failed. For the record, a person is not always a friend. I know what you meant, but since you wanna be a smartass I will too.

Reply

I used quotation marks to symbolize the relationship between the two statements, nowhere were they stated in the FML. If we're judging by thumbs ups, it would be you who failed. Aaaaaand I wasn't even talking to you in the first place.

Reply
  crystalxa  |  35

I think everyone spruces up a bit when going to see a doctor or brushing extra for the dentist. But the other info is TMI for her to share with a stranger!

By  eyecon502  |  13

Is your therapist Jerry Springer?

Loading data…