Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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AFewScrewsLoose
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ouch.
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Grndslmhttr3
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Fritz1130
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asshole
I hope you aren't being serious
I hope you aren't being serious
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Fritz1130
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that was ment for #98, not the op
FYL
FYL
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superboboboi
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agree with 98
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Hoplaka
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People are born the way they are so shut the fuck up. He didn't gave to be rude OP soz. Fyl
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Harpy20
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If he was wearing a name tag, then why did you ask his name?
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deviliciousv4
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thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.
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shamille
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i know. asshole thinks he can get away with judging someone's looks--YOU'RE WEARING A NAME TAG. IN A BAR. that's just violation on top of violation on top of fail and douchebaggery.
i want to stab him in the neck.
i want to stab him in the neck.
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samiixonicole
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ouch what a moron!
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Thatk1ddd
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That blows..
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v1kt4r
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Hahaha burn
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KenzieDanae
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The only reason this FML made me laugh was because their names are John and Jen.
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Reyo
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ooooo...you didn't say it in that high pitched squeel High School girls do when they're asked to the prom, did you?
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melonkelly
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Awwww :( What a jerk.
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gwoodboy
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That piece of stool
Is a big old tool
And is about as deep
As a kiddie pool.
He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Is a big old tool
And is about as deep
As a kiddie pool.
He wasn't worth your time anyway.
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Electric_Star
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I was thinking the same thing..unless maybe he wrights really sloppily.
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ipwnallmen
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maybe to be more polite and not too forward.
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tisiphone_fml
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Well put, #8. FYL indeed, and hang in there.
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KassyNicole
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Alright, Dr. Seuss.
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Secret_Fire_King
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lol @ Dr. Seuss..
but, yeah.. FYL for being so desperate that you're friends had to set up a date for you..
but, yeah.. FYL for being so desperate that you're friends had to set up a date for you..
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omargosh
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ouchhh!
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Bertha5
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tht hurtss.
Is a big old tool
And is about as deep
As a kiddie pool.
He wasn't worth your time anyway.