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Throw some holy water on her little demonic ass.

Find the holy water!... I don't even know how holy water is made holy but sure

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uhh. have fun. (:

I hope she doesn't spider walk down the stairs and projectile vomit.

"BRING ME YOUR CHICOLATES OR FACE THE HOUNDS OF HELL! Oh wait, forgot my manners. Please?"

Holy salt works just as well. Put some in my brothers possessed girlfriends food and waited for her to burst into flames.

When I was reading this I confused 'bullet point' with 'gun point' in my head and thought the girl had a gun which convinced op that she was possessed by the devil.......

Find the holy water!... I don't even know how holy water is made holy but sure

I think a priest blesses the water by saying a prayer over it or something. I'm not sure, I haven't watched Supernatural for a while.

You have to get the water blessed by a priest.

Ya I would just leave. People that think they're connected with demonic entities should not be messed with. If you ended up staying there OP, I hope things went smoothly. I wouldn't babysit for them ever again though.

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They boil the hell out of it. ;)

According to supernatural lore, you also need prayer beads, although, you do not need a priest, just the Latin Translation.

So you're telling me it doesn't come from the Holy River?

I think holy water comes from the toilet because honestly its a bunch of crap!

Well 68 calling another religion, or a symbol of it, crap is a good move to be buried. Try to be a little more tolerant of others' beliefs.

You place rosary beads in water say a Latin blessing over it and then throw on the demon. Be sure to have a Devils Trap on the floor or ceiling, then use the Exorcism on it. If all fails... Well unless you have an Angel, Sam or Dean and their knife.... You're probably dead.

That little cross necklace grandmal gave you when you were 10 you should have worn it!

Since when is it intolerant to have an opinion on religion? Hell, I think religion is crap too, that's my own opinion. I tolerate religious people and I respect their right to their own beliefs and opinions.

Holy water is a sulfuric acid solution... gee.

Openly stating "religion is crap" where people can see is being intolerant and disrespectful.

My grandma threw holy water at me once and its like a weird cool sensation sort of feeling :|

So let me get this straight, you think its okay for me to have my opinion of religion as long as I don't express it in public? And why? Because it offends you that i strongly disagree with something you strongly agree with? I still respect you as a human being and your right to express your beliefs and opinions even when some of yours offend me.

*Shakes Head and Slaps Forehead* It's blessed... You know-- By a Priest??? *Once again shakes head and walks away*

just don't let her near you with any sharp objects & you might be ok.

Throw some holy water on her little demonic ass.

Just pretend that you are the Devil's leader, they'll have to obey your every whim then!

Last I checked, Satan doesn't have a leader. The devil is nobody's bitch!

He's OP's bitch, now.

Is her name Emily Rose?

LI know a girl named Emily Roes who says she is possessed by the devil.

3 more hours of hell to go :D but you can ignore it. See what I did there?? XD

You should change your user name to captobvious!

No, I actually don't

Maybe you should "pretend" to do an exorcist on her... I'm still confused as to if you should exorcize her evil spirits, or stupidity.

9, makes things kind of awkward when you call a child stupid and you can't spell exorcise.

^ and they said "pretend to do an exorcist on her".

Also 9, that is incredibly stupid. Obviously this girl has mental issues, she is not "stupid" and "pretending" to perform an exorcism is incredibly dangerous and stupid. She's mentally unstable, she could just snap.

Thanks 32 for calling me stupid at something you were ignorant to :)... Also, I didn't mean that the child was stupid, just her actions. My first initial thought was that she wanted attention, but you all are right, it could have been a mental issue... I forgot that those still exist apparently.

Possessed by the devil?! Well, that's a new one.

No, not really, my ex is stalked or possessed by memnoch or something after she met Lestat he said. Best course of action would be to make her go to a psychologist to get help..

Oh, that's scary. Well I haven't had an encounter or heard a real-life story of the sort, so I guess I wouldn't know. But I agree; the child should see someone who could possibly help them.

How about a priest?