By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

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Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 567
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wow, look at the bag, ydi

hahahahah thats hilarious and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny

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wow, look at the bag, ydi

YDI for sure. First of all, you're grabbing a plastic bag from your room. Check it before putting shorts in to return. Second of all, they're shorts. Surely they're not too much trouble to carry by themselves, without a bag? Idiot.

yeah YDI for saving a used condom in a bag and then trying to return shorts that were next to the used condom i hope they refused the return due to the fact that the shorts might have come in contact with your boyfriend's semen. i feel bad for the workers there, especially since you felt it was acceptable to give them something like this. that's disgusting

Im sure the condom didn't weigh the bag down so it was easy to mistake it as being empty, and most people put items in a bag when they are going to return them as a way of letting everyone know they brought the item in the store with them. Extremely embarrassing OP. FYL

No one cares, in case you were wondering.

You obviously care enough yourself to hit "Reply" to a random stranger who simply said "Second". Nice going. xD I love comments like yours. It's what I like to call, "Owned by yourself" :D

thanks #14, i was just about to say that ^_^ *hugs for you*

no...we're just informing you that no-one cares.

Kumo, I invented a joke about this a long time ago. Here's how you do it... Reply to someone with this: "RING RING!!! Huh? What is that? Oh wait, it's just your SELF OWN ringing! BURNNNNNNN!!!!!"

He's not a random stranger he's kumoff the greatest troll of all time!

Um, you should have checked the bag first?

haha wow..that sucks...

Maybe you should have looked in the bag first, YDI.

This is why you check the bag, and don't "grab the nearest one."

omg shameeee (: haha YDI for not noticing when you put them in.

hahahahah thats hilarious and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny

Heh. Hooray, good job! Not so much an FYL, more like FYM (F-your-month) because HEY at least you can get laid!!! :D

F you mouth lol nice! I still find it funny there was condom in their quite embarrassing totally sucks!

month, not mouth.