FML : Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange...

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Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Sunday 1 May 2011 08:20 / United States

Intimacy

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By mandi4murphy | 0

#2439424 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross

By juliahockey | 0

#2439411 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

that's disgusting. YDI definitley.

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By juliahockey | 0

#2439411 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

that's disgusting. YDI definitley.

ImThePope | 2

#2439507 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:14

Agreed, if you are having sex with condoms, then... maybe... just maybe... you should throw the condom away after...

Hotlanta | 5

#2439523 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:17

hahaha disgusting yes but at least everyone now knows that she practicses safe sex!

MC18 | 0

#2439671 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:44

Well you don't see that everyday...haha

Predental | 5

#2439757 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:56

I like how nobody told her about the condom

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2439796 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SunshineBoy21 | 0

#2440163 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:32

Blame it on the dog. Just like you do when you fart. ;)

mandipandi30 | 0

#2440384 - Sunday 1 May 2011 22:23

hahaha^^

T3P33_fml | 0

#2440950 - Sunday 1 May 2011 22:38

they kept it to use it again the next night.

juliahockey | 0

#2440977 - Sunday 1 May 2011 22:47

i agree with 10.
it's not THAT hard to go to a garbage and throw it out -.-

Snookie123Babe | 0

#2442359 - Monday 2 May 2011 2:53

no duh! moron!

littlemissFYL | 5

#2442490 - Monday 2 May 2011 3:16

my grandma did that once.

browntiga | 0

#2445894 - Monday 2 May 2011 17:11

lol long walk of shame

By mandi4murphy | 0

#2439424 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross

tub944 | 0

#2441047 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:17

YDI for not looking

heybowchick | 0

#2485257 - Monday 9 May 2011 23:46

At least they all know that you have safe sex! :D

By Birdie33429 | 7

#2439438 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

Day made.

comepoopwithme | 0

#2441892 - Monday 2 May 2011 1:10

some guys night made

ipodseller | 0

#2442069 - Monday 2 May 2011 1:47

₩§

By cheskiiie | 0

#2439452 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:08

LOL omg, well that's awkward.

K2Phresh | 1

#2439867 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:18

no shit

thatbitch99 | 0

#2442945 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:33

wtf is ur problem.. do you know what akward is? ur face

livin_plur | 0

#2443543 - Monday 2 May 2011 6:16

who pissed in ur frootloops 109?

TinyDude | 10

#2443584 - Monday 2 May 2011 6:25

i think 4 is pretty hot 109. u should stop raging just cause shes cuter den u.

zebragirl75 | 0

#2448941 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:52

no. shit. sherlock.(: ahaha.

By The_Voytek_Bear | 14

#2439461 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:09

Now you know why the pill is better. ]:->

NStarB | 13

#2439564 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:24

agree

Sprocket | 5

#2439738 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:51

The pill doesn't protect from STDs. They are BF and GF, not married...

dudeitsdanny | 9

#2439789 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:03

And everyone knows that marriage protects you from STDs in a way just being in a relationship can't. /sarcasm

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2439972 - Sunday 1 May 2011 20:49

If elaborated, 39 is right.

jupiter80 | 0

#2441109 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:37

51- yea cause everyone loves STD's, u can never be to sure, sometimes ppl don't know
if they have an STD

Whydoesthishappe_fml | 0

#2441245 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:50

Ya but at least I do nt have aids lol

xchica365x | 0

#2442685 - Monday 2 May 2011 3:50

truee

mikeduse | 0

#2443917 - Monday 2 May 2011 7:39

neither do condoms, they can help prevent but it's nit guaranteed

By RideOrDie1248 | 0

#2439475 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

atthegates | 0

#2439534 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:18

the shower would in no way remove the condom from that shirt....

CateXOX | 0

#2439625 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:37

It would if you wore your shirt in the shower, or am I the only one that does that?

Lennsik | 4

#2439655 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:42

Pretty sure you're the only one that does that, 25.

wisericky | 12

#2439734 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:51

i always shower with all my clothes on. i save so much because i never have to do laundry.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2441069 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:23

25, I shower with my clothes on. to dry my clothes I wipe then off with a towel. then I hop in the dryer.

jupiter80 | 0

#2441117 - Sunday 1 May 2011 23:38

I'm I the only one who showers naked?! :P

darcimckeown | 3

#2442801 - Monday 2 May 2011 4:11

I shower naked!

mandiegayle | 0

#2466422 - Friday 6 May 2011 5:24

me too!!!

iJasper | 8

#2499533 - Thursday 12 May 2011 23:34

LOL

By Ali_Br_fml | 33

#2439477 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:11

Omg, how unfortunate... Well, the neighborhood knows what you've been up to now... At least it wasn't an exploded centipede...

BWill9014 | 4

#2440324 - Sunday 1 May 2011 22:09

I see what you did there

By jbird1193 | 3

#2439482 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:11

ummm.. at least you used one?? idk anything else positive to say

Athlete101 | 0

#2440155 - Sunday 1 May 2011 21:29

true

By Gross2332 | 0

#2439490 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:12

The neighbors must be jeolous of you know OP

Marianette | 0

#2442461 - Monday 2 May 2011 3:14

high end fashion.

By snorlaxxx | 0

#2439517 - Sunday 1 May 2011 19:15

eeeeek .

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