Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
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By
RichardPencil
| 27
You get paid to shit!?!?!?
Also, whose job is it to time everyone’s defecations? Would that person describe their job literally as...
...wait on it...
...shitty?
Also, whose job is it to time everyone’s defecations? Would that person describe their job literally as...
...wait on it...
...shitty?
By
bloopaloop
| 20
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
That’s why I poop on company time 🎶
That’s why I poop on company time 🎶
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honestjane
| 22
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
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simcityguy09
| 18
Your boss is legally not allowed to do that
That’s why I poop on company time 🎶
Also, whose job is it to time everyone’s defecations? Would that person describe their job literally as...
...wait on it...
...shitty?