By a816090 - 27/05/2019 18:09

Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 041
You deserved it 135

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bloopaloop 27

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That’s why I poop on company time 🎶

You get paid to shit!?!?!? Also, whose job is it to time everyone’s defecations? Would that person describe their job literally as... ...wait on it... ...shitty?

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You get paid to shit!?!?!? Also, whose job is it to time everyone’s defecations? Would that person describe their job literally as... ...wait on it... ...shitty?

bloopaloop 27

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That’s why I poop on company time 🎶

Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

simcityguy09 19

Your boss is legally not allowed to do that