By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman that sits in the desk beside me looks over and says, "wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
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Dr_Phil 0

As a doctor, I would like to remind you that surgery is always an option.

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fml0rjs 0
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it's funny because that implied that youre not pretty.

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fml0rjs 0
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it's funny because that implied that youre not pretty.

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responses 0

Sounds like a personal problem. Low Self esteem? You shouldn't care what some receptionist at your workplace thinks about you unless of course she is a lesbian.

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Dr_Phil 0

As a doctor, I would like to remind you that surgery is always an option.

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drdingus 27
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Not a good option though

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mleeb 0
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maybe you should seek outside help.

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ilawlzatyou 0

I agree with number six, but preferably help from the Clinique counter!

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ZING_MASTER 0
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HEY #5 BACK THE FUCK OFF UNLESS YOU WANNA GET ZINGED BY THE MASTER

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the_boss_fml 0
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hahahahahaha ill zing your ass bitch

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graceeleandra 0

i hope you told her she looked like she got hit by a bus... repeatedly

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iwontusemyname 0
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you might not be using the right makeup. it's probably either your concealer, foundation, or blush. whatever your skin tone is i recommend nars blush it'll make you look healthy. also, make sure you are putting it on the apples of your cheeks.

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mikuxxhatsune 32
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That is what I thought. Maybe her foundation was too light and made her look pale or the concealor was the wrong shade? Because I have done both and looked somewhat sick or unwell.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
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That happened to me. I didn't find it funny so much as kind of self-esteem shattering. =[

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katie_6098 0

i know how you feel. i make an extra effort to look nice on days when i see the person i have a crush on, but he usually just messes up my hair or put me in headlocks...

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Soloman212 28
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How old is he, twelve?

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