Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
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c_wyld
| 21
"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...
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drunk_crow
| 12
I hope you were the only one in there...
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c_wyld
| 21
"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...
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kayj905
| 15
I was just about to say that xD
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KingZach
| 10
I don't give a shit ;)
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Catdragon
| 40
you're shitting on my parade.
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apitrix
| 24
This is one bomb that can not be diffused too easily. Hope you were able to get out in time!
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BeastyMcbeast
| 19
Nah I'd say "what a crappy situation" not cause of the fml but because of ops name.
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Googolman
| 29
The water tank scene in Divergent comes to mind.
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
I thought FML had pretty much gotten over the "shitty situation" puns until you brought it up again.
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Killswitchknot
| 20
Most of these comments belong in the toilet. Sadly, it appears they have been left in the elevator
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jasonswife423
| 18
sounds like a shitty situation
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tranced_
| 44
Try something new next time!
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gc327072
| 29
I thought saying any 'shitty situation' pun was a ban-able offense? What happened?
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venomousflower
| 24
FYL and Poor dog :(
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AdamPractical
| 18
I guess that is a shitty situation! No? Ok, I'll just leave now...
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drunk_crow
| 12
That's a shitty pun :/
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malachite1357
| 11
And please take your shit with you when you leave
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rockwrench
| 18
Quit shitting on his parade.
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Steffi3
| 40
Oh man, I hope for you you didn't have to clean that all up as well. Then again, you're probably used to the smell by now.. =p
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gobiteme2
| 34
And you expect someone else to do it for you. Please do not ever own a animal with that mind set
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photographer49
| 22
#20 I know it's not right, but I think I'd try and leave before someone saw so I wouldn't have to clean it
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clemsi
| 20
A round of applause for 21. I know very few people who just come out and say "Hi, I'm a massive douche bag. Please feel free to hate me."
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photographer49
| 22
#32 If anyone joined this site to be liked then no one would comment. Hate me all you want, I really don't care.
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jentrynicole
| 20
I guess next time you'll be taking the stairs...
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drunk_crow
| 12
I hope you were the only one in there...
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buttcramp
| 21
imagine being that bystander, it would be so awkward lol
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lazyslumber
| 18
On the other side, you would have to clean a small area!!
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gobiteme2
| 34
I was going to say I hope everything works out but it already seems like it did.
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Wizardo
| 33
Talk about shooting fish in a barrel... The gun being a dogs shotgun asshole and the fish being OP in a metal box. Good times.
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RockyRacoon
| 16
Wtf ?!