FML : Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Crappy / Saturday 11 April 2015 12:12 / Canada - Rodney

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By c_wyld | 21

#6259534 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:40

"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...

By drunk_crow | 12

#6259549 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:45

I hope you were the only one in there...

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By c_wyld | 21

#6259534 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:40

"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...

kayj905 | 15

#6259537 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:41

I was just about to say that xD

KingZach | 10

#6259550 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:45

I don't give a shit ;)

Catdragon | 40

#6259557 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:50

you're shitting on my parade.

apitrix | 24

#6259558 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:52

This is one bomb that can not be diffused too easily. Hope you were able to get out in time!

BeastyMcbeast | 19

#6259597 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:33

Nah I'd say "what a crappy situation" not cause of the fml but because of ops name.

Googolman | 28

#6259643 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:57

The water tank scene in Divergent comes to mind.

TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6259670 - Sunday 12 April 2015 0:31

I thought FML had pretty much gotten over the "shitty situation" puns until you brought it up again.

Killswitchknot | 17

#6259967 - Sunday 12 April 2015 6:29

Most of these comments belong in the toilet. Sadly, it appears they have been left in the elevator

By jasonswife423 | 18

#6259535 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:41

sounds like a shitty situation

tranced_ | 41

#6259610 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:37

Try something new next time!

gc327072 | 29

#6259627 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:47

I thought saying any 'shitty situation' pun was a ban-able offense? What happened?

By venomousflower | 24

#6259538 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:41

FYL and Poor dog :(

By AdamPractical | 18

#6259539 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:41

I guess that is a shitty situation! No? Ok, I'll just leave now...

drunk_crow | 12

#6259561 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:54

That's a shitty pun :/

malachite1357 | 11

#6259647 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:59

And please take your shit with you when you leave

rockwrench | 18

#6259707 - Sunday 12 April 2015 1:11

Quit shitting on his parade.

By Steffi3 | 40

#6259546 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:43

Oh man, I hope for you you didn't have to clean that all up as well. Then again, you're probably used to the smell by now.. =p

gobiteme2 | 34

#6259573 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:01

And you expect someone else to do it for you. Please do not ever own a animal with that mind set

photographer49 | 22

#6259583 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:18

#20 I know it's not right, but I think I'd try and leave before someone saw so I wouldn't have to clean it

clemsi | 20

#6259659 - Sunday 12 April 2015 0:20

A round of applause for 21. I know very few people who just come out and say "Hi, I'm a massive douche bag. Please feel free to hate me."

photographer49 | 22

#6259759 - Sunday 12 April 2015 2:22

#32 If anyone joined this site to be liked then no one would comment. Hate me all you want, I really don't care.

By jentrynicole | 20

#6259548 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:44

I guess next time you'll be taking the stairs...

By drunk_crow | 12

#6259549 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:45

I hope you were the only one in there...

buttcramp | 21

#6259563 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:54

imagine being that bystander, it would be so awkward lol

By lazyslumber | 18

#6259551 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:46

On the other side, you would have to clean a small area!!

By gobiteme2 | 34

#6259553 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:47

I was going to say I hope everything works out but it already seems like it did.

By Wizardo | 33

#6259554 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:47

Talk about shooting fish in a barrel... The gun being a dogs shotgun asshole and the fish being OP in a metal box. Good times.

RockyRacoon | 16

#6260444 - Sunday 12 April 2015 19:19

Wtf ?!

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