By Dumbass - / Thursday 10 January 2019 12:00 /
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By  thehaystackerine  |  16

I rode my bicycle to the liquor store, and bought a bottle of scotch. I worried that if I fell off the bike, I would break the bottle. So I drank all of the scotch, threw the bottle away, and continued home. It turned out to be a wise decision, because I fell off the bike about seven times on the way home.

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