By Dumbass
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
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  Gofuckyourself  |  24


By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Nice to see that the Hannah Montana persona lived on after Miley Cyrus walked away from the show, but the "protagonist needs to be drunk to be funny" cliché sounds like something Tom Green came up with.

  Gofuckyourself  |  24

OP never identified their gender so you shouldn't be assuming either or. I'm just saying, not looking to get into the whole gender debate.