By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00
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Well, can't win them all. Better luck next time...
Stories like this are a large part of why I don't drink. YDI
I see some behavior that would be a turn off.
"in a room alone with someone" Were you alone or with someone? It can't be both.
It means there were exactly two people in the room, and at that number, everyone knows with 100% certainty who farted. There’s no plausible deniability.
Nice to see that the Hannah Montana persona lived on after Miley Cyrus walked away from the show, but the "protagonist needs to be drunk to be funny" cliché sounds like something Tom Green came up with.
Were you drunk when you wrote this FML?
If you're expecting sympathy, you're not going to get it here. But I can see why your crush isn't making out with you.
I’ll bet the new girl holds her liquor far better than you.
I was reading this as though OP was a dude. But then realized OP is a chick and was like, "CLASSY!!!"
So are you suggesting this would be ok if OP was a guy?
Got too drunk (the rest is history). Did we learn something?


"in a room alone with someone" Were you alone or with someone? It can't be both.
I see some behavior that would be a turn off.