FML : Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided...

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Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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You deserved it

By mikej1985 - / Friday 20 March 2009 17:11 / Canada

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By flyhigh26 | 0

#45952 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.

By Lobster_fml | 0

#45962 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.

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By kayronjm | 0

#45948 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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UnluckyChicka | 0

#2219936 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:42

I'm just wondering about why anyone would care about impressing their boss with "driving skills"....

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woody768 | 0

#2980072 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:09

he wants to hook up?

By flyhigh26 | 0

#45952 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.

By gumcuzzler | 0

#45957 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:46

GJ numbnuts...

By Lobster_fml | 0

#45962 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.

By Ahhem | 0

#45964 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

Nice skills.

By Cre6rul | 0

#45965 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

lol that is so FML lol!

By ndrocksmysocks44 | 0

#45966 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

how is that your fault? unless he is a total a$$ he will know that :|

By Ender_ | 0

#45978 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:50

I just want to know what your bosses reaction was. Was he like Mr. Spacely off the Jestons? "OP YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

By mich23 | 10

#45980 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:51

when people park they usually get out of the car.....

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capslockisgood | 19

#4883916 - Saturday 1 September 2012 6:45

Thats what OPs boss did

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ddlovatolover | 23

#5631078 - Saturday 17 August 2013 4:40

And when people get out of their cars they usually look first. Which is what OP's boss didn't do.

By sunshyne84_fml | 0

#45983 - Friday 20 March 2009 22:51

what an idiot
I agree with #4

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