Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
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IamComrade
| 11
I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.
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Zesty_Z
| 19
An unusual way to start a blind date.
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
Did you help him find a seat? You could maybe build a relationship from it. ^_^
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Kiernan151
| 25
What a way to break the ice "Hey you touched my legs! It wasn't awkward at all! lets be friends!"
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olpally
| 32
Wow, and I thought i had it bad. Fyl indeed.
By
IamComrade
| 11
I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.
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zaidthunder1
| 27
FYL.
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Miguel83
| 8
Do you remember the joke?
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cacheson
| 39
Don't worry. I'm sure he was probably embarrassed too.
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UncleCaitlyn
| 21
So did that escalate to something or did you leave him with blue balls
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deitcocaine
| 14
You should have took him home and done nasty stuff.
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91hayek
| 31
Public transport will always give you action, whether you want it or not.
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itscomplicated15
| 6
Download Tinder, OP. You'll probably have lots pf action, both good and bad haha
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Zesty_Z
| 19
An unusual way to start a blind date.
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dabaerju
| 23
A one-way ticket to hell, please.
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Polynomial
| 28
As a legally blind man, let me say one thing, I see what you did there.
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HotFrosty
| 14
Get out there more! No one will come to your house to hit on you. There is someone out there looking for you.