By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

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Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
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I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.

An unusual way to start a blind date.

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Did you help him find a seat? You could maybe build a relationship from it. ^_^

What a way to break the ice "Hey you touched my legs! It wasn't awkward at all! lets be friends!"

Wow, and I thought i had it bad. Fyl indeed.

I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.

Do you remember the joke?

Don't worry. I'm sure he was probably embarrassed too.

So did that escalate to something or did you leave him with blue balls

You should have took him home and done nasty stuff.

Public transport will always give you action, whether you want it or not.

Download Tinder, OP. You'll probably have lots pf action, both good and bad haha

An unusual way to start a blind date.

A one-way ticket to hell, please.

As a legally blind man, let me say one thing, I see what you did there.

Get out there more! No one will come to your house to hit on you. There is someone out there looking for you.