Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line tells me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I've got a headache, my legs are stiff and my date must think I stood her up. The tech finally arrives, pries the door open, then rudely asks, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
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RJB
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I cant blame you. It wasnt ur fault u got stuck and it wasnt your fault the tech was a prick.
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chakrabs
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Why didnt you just sit down?
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Loserguy139
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Agreed FYL you should've started kicking and screaming though just to piss everybody nearby off though ;)
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the_stereotype
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i would have politely given the tech guy a finger and then shoved right by him
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Sun_Kissed18
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The people who DO speak for themselves get their FMLs rejected or they are no longer FMLs lol so all we are left with is the whiney doormatts. Yay us?
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chanman
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ever thought they just leave off the part where they speak up for themselves because of what the person who posted above me said?
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Jman1906
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Screw that, give him a broken jaw.
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RJB
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I cant blame you. It wasnt ur fault u got stuck and it wasnt your fault the tech was a prick.
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lizzzie_fml
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Before calling for help, did you not try just opening the doors.... or consider phoning your date at some point .....
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testing_fml
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Usually cell phone service in elevators is terrible.
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megs2129
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well if i were stuck in an elevator, and i called someone who no doubt had dealt with this before, and that person told me not to touch the door, i probably would have listened. i would have thought that an electric current was running through the door and it was gonna zap me if i touched it. when you're suspended in midair in a closed in box that isnt going anywhere, im pretty sure you dont have a clear head.
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GeekLogic
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Lift went into an underground parking lot, box in a box, it had terrible reception.
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liz_enthusiasm
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Sounds like she is a twat. FML, There is no way you deserved to be stuck in an elevator, and yelled at by a stupid bitch.
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papertigers_fml
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why did you assume the tech was a woman?
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v1kt4r
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who said you have to be a woman to be called a bitch?
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sublime93
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Well #4 used 'she'
That usually means female.
That usually means female.
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YDIBITCHES
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Usually?
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_THE_MASTER_
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lol already 3 YDI's. jeez people. you'll be the ones who make a whole elevator go on auto 10 hour lockdown one day for not following simple instructions
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flyingfuk
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YDI for breaking the door
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CobraKilla
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^^^This guys retarded.^^^ (#7)
@ #7: She didn't break it dumbass
I love how like 60% of YDI's are from total dumbasses
@ #7: She didn't break it dumbass
I love how like 60% of YDI's are from total dumbasses
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Vacant
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Good job feeding the troll...and the original poster is a man.
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YDIBITCHES
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#15 is an epic fail and is probobably a woman. Troll skills [on] off. Woohoo
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Jake2408
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#43 No OP is a man. look at the top right corner, it is like that man symbol.
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aoi_azarashi
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ouch >.< that must have sucked
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chakrabs
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Why didnt you just sit down?
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Steffi
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Some elevators are really gross and have really dirty floors
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allmidnighteyes
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Oh fuck, Kuala Lumpur?
Let's hope you weren't stuck in an elevator in one of the Petronas Towers...
Let's hope you weren't stuck in an elevator in one of the Petronas Towers...
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stargazer89
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google = easier than brain transplant.
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fmylife0624
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If I was stuck in there for over 5 minutes I would've pried the doors apart..