By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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You deserved it 68 527

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error404n0tf0und 21

and bye dignity

and bye high sperm count

Hello YouTube fame

Talk about a fake fml....

Sinamoi 18

If this is the kinda stuff OP pulls, maybe it's best if he doesn't reproduce.

KingCeltic77 18

He cant reproduce now, he just fried his swimmers.

fishstick557 14

Please tell me it was a stun gun... Not the one that shoots out needles

mzrobinson 13

Good! The earth doesn't need any more idiots!

Did you get hit by a car too :)??? Ediot

blackman100 20

You shouldn't be allowed to breed. Oh wait! You can't!

I agree, that's the reason I hate weak people in society , they do that kind of dumb things

I actually read a story in The Darwin Awards that was very similar to this one

Is it the one where the guy said he was still looking for his testicles?

Natural selection

tj5810 21

Natural selection... My thoughts exactly. I'm not sure how this guy didn't deserve this 100%

We can only look forward to the moment he becomes this drunk again.

this is the best comment to any post, that I've ever seen on here

TorisaurusRexxx 10

You're an idiot. That's stupid even for someone who is drunk.

You can't always control what you do when you're drunk. Although you can control how drunk you get

wlddog 14

I dont believe that 55. Getting drunk does not magically make you do random things. Of all the times I was smashed, I never did anything I secretly didnt already want to do. Yes you make made dumb decisions when intoxicated, but you are still the one making the choice. Unless of course that choice is to have perfect balance. That is not always a choice.

I get why you think that. I thought that way for awhile too. Then I got blackout drunk a couple times and was told of what I did. I had no recollection of what happened and felt like a dick for some things, but it's not an excuse. You may not be in control at that moment, but you let yourself get out of control. That is your fault

In my opinion, any FML that contains the phrase "I got drunk and..." is an automatic 'you deserved it.' The entire situation could've been avoided if OP would've avoided alcohol. There, problem magically solved. Plus he would still be able to procreate.

jellycorn 13

Blame it on the firewhiskey

Not even "avoided alcohol" needed. One should "drink like a cow" - that is one Czech proverb we use, translated it would sound like that: "Always drink like a cow. The cow always know, when enough is enough."

Oh my gosh that joke is AMAZING.

Yeah, what a shocking punchline!

You sure know how to party OP..

Who else would being a teaser to a party? A good ole party animal that's who! "I brought the beer pong table and teaser! Who has the chip dip and bear spray?!"

TheRandomIndian 17

Teaser

crazytwinsmom 25

'being a teaser' ? I think some of the commenters are drunk too.

Teaser... yes, teaser. And they come in their UNDERWARE and yell "Hell, YOUR a party animal, not some damn LOOSER" and so on?

Mikeskinner 7

That must've been shocking. Must have drove you nuts as well.

euphoricness 28

So what is this? A win or a fail? I'M CONFUSED!!

Don't worry, I am too...

Hey, bettering the chances a drunk chick will sleep with you because they think you can never have kids now.

Right, because from now on he will have "tasered balls" tattooed on his forehead.

If you're drinking, you're probably not drinking alone. What the guy did was a definite YDI and entirely idiotic, but chances are there were some spectators. You don't do "jokes" for yourself.

heinous966 15

How intelligent. I'm interested to know what sort of joke tasting yourself in the balls is though.

'Taste testing' yourself in the testes is a touch more taboo than testing your taser on your testes, though both are distasteful.

jojimugo 20

When alcohol is involved sense usually takes a back seat .

It is a very shocking joke. Ba dum, tissssssssss.

Normally FML's are based around unfortunate circumstances that everyday people encounter - but this one is something that the guy did to himself, and thought it was a joke?! Not to sound like a Moral Crusader, but the standard on here is slipping. Pity.

Wow, that takes balls.

That are now fried..

TheRandomIndian 17

Thoroughly cooked