Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames
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"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
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i2smart2trick
| 15
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??
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rubyjames
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"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
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changesinme
| 0
Deers driving trucks, that's something you see everyday eh?
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kaprookie
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I drove by that bastard the other day, maybe he thought it was me again in camoflauge?
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UrLyfSuxx
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Your picture explains it all.
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robincakes94
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I think Op has it all wrong. It's obvious the hunter thought that he was a tiger, and Tony the tiger has proven to us that tigers can talk, walk, and drive trucks I guess...
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
"God dammit Dick Cheney! I thought you learned your lesson the first time!"
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FreshlyCut
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Dammit 55 you said what I was going to
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
Is that a deer in a garbage truck??? Nope, Chuck Testa
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monkeebalz
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He didnt
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live4tomorrow
| 7
LOL.
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i2smart2trick
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The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??
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trollsemen
| 8
No, he was driving on the beach.
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KittyJay
| 2
Yes he was.... Deer recycle too... -_-
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i2smart2trick
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-_0
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Nico1929
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We wear camouflage so they wear orange jackets.
It's the perfect disguise...
It's the perfect disguise...
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tygerarmy
| 35
Did you attempt to thow him in the back of the garbage truck after mistaking him for (white) trash?
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tygerarmy
| 35
No, but the ones who shoot at garbage men probably are.
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mrbattleman
| 10
this story would be better if you were a deer, because a deer driving a garbage truck would be so awesome. it would also be a pretty good story for the hunter too, hunting an animal that's smart enough to drive a garbage truck is pretty impressive and dangerous
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VaanBasch
| 1
It also would've been better if the OP didn't abuse periods to try to make the story funnier. It doesn't.
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xosportsgirl14x
| 8
31- you were just itching to point that out at the first opportunity you got, weren't you?
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Youdrongo
| 0
"Look at that deer driving a garbage truck!"
"NOPE. Chuck Testa!"
"NOPE. Chuck Testa!"
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Argumental_Rhino
| 8
Lol this sounded like something Mitch Hedberg would say.
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drawmesunshine
| 17
31, Not for humor, for emphasis.
78, "I saw a wino eating grapes, and I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait.' " I miss that guy ):
78, "I saw a wino eating grapes, and I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait.' " I miss that guy ):
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MwahFMLS
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Bambi?
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RussianFox
| 13
More like Dick Cheney.
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deviable
| 9
Maybe he just hates garbage men? Or the colour orange?
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WhySoMad
| 0
No just... No
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littlericht
| 2
Maybe he went past his garbage and forgot to take it.
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Daralea
| 21
Perhaps he was traumatized by Murray and Oscar from Sesame Street as a child.
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s0m3guy2010
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My guess is that Dick Cheney went to Canada for a hunting trip.
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cleopatra108
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Hey:) when life hands ME lemons I ask for salt and tequila:)
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pfx2_fml
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Well if you wore camo instead, he wouldn't of been able to see you or shot at you
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BB_ava
| 0
*wouldn't have (not wouldn't of)
It's a common mistake ^^
It's a common mistake ^^
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
9 - It's not common practice to wear camouflage in place of a high-vis jacket when working around vehicles. Also, camouflage doesn't magically make you invisible. It helps to make you less visible in a suitable environment but you're still visible to anyone who isn't blind.
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thecodecat
| 24
Also in Canada you are required to wear hunters orange in the woods, even if you aren't hunting, during the hunting season.
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lizabethp
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He was drinking and hates garbage men.?
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ToeJams
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He was just that drunk. Being drunk + gun = awesomeness