FML : Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding...

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Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Carla J. / Friday 19 December 2008 05:41 / France

Love

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By pesh527 | 0

#534 - Saturday 7 February 2009 08:45

Wow, that really stinks. But good for you for staying with him, I;m sure he really appreciates that.

By Easy_Target | 0

#6065 - Monday 23 February 2009 11:31

Now that's love.

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By csigabajnok | 0

#243 - Thursday 5 February 2009 06:50

Some guys are just very bad at timing...

ronton | 4

#1008311 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 11:12

fuck HIS life

caligurls | 0

#1087627 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 06:44

omg this is soooo sad!!!!!! :'( I would cry so bad!!:(

Masift | 21

#6191248 - Tuesday 3 February 2015 04:20

Bad at timing? So it was somehow his fault that he got the shits?

By pesh527 | 0

#534 - Saturday 7 February 2009 08:45

Wow, that really stinks. But good for you for staying with him, I;m sure he really appreciates that.

By Easy_Target | 0

#6065 - Monday 23 February 2009 11:31

Now that's love.

By wildg | 0

#8382 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:47

He had what?

tamoodielovesmar | 1

#2634460 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 02:58

inflamation of the intestants and stomach

By jbel08 | 0

#12426 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 09:58

this sounds exactly like my valentine's night this year :/

By Sgt_Schadenfreud | 0

#25460 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 12:58

Not like he could help that. But hey, blame him if it makes you feel better.

By lmfp | 0

#47147 - Saturday 21 March 2009 08:51

im pretty sure it was worse for him than it was for you. but good for you for staying.

By 24788 | 5

#161656 - Saturday 2 May 2009 07:31

I think that's an FML for the both of you.

By Roulette_fml | 0

#208308 - Monday 18 May 2009 09:15

:( Gastro is a fancy term for the stomach flu.

By iluvu21396 | 0

#233736 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 09:29

that's sweet of you for staying. i bet he loves you even more now

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