Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!
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Albarufus
| 13
Well as long as the bf didn't notice...
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Albarufus
| 13
Well as long as the bf didn't notice...
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klutz44
| 28
Well he knows now
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BubbleGrunge
| 18
Seems to me that OP wasn't faking; if you fake it you can probably keep the noise level down. However, if its real good, good luck keeping control of your mouth!
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Amanyyyyyy
| 29
It says "we heard"...
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Kallian_fml
| 21
Busted.
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
I like your profile pic
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VannahJane
| 17
Thats what private messages are for
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newbiehere99
| 6
How do you private message when using the app?? :-( help?
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Chris455
| 8
You can't.
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Squirrel1256
| 15
yes you can, you gave to do if from the other persons profile.
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
Interesting conversation all of you will have once you guys are done...
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!
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jojimugo
| 20
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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meso222
| 8
Parents that believe in freedom of choice, and have talked to their kids about safe sex...
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AVanilla
| 8
Fair enough, but shouldn't OP have enough respect for her parents to sleep together with her bf but not have sex in their house or at least not have sex when her parents sleep in the room next to her own?
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lolfood
| 24
Wait, you didn't do your signature! :o
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mb2_native
| 15
14, my girlfriend lives 40 mins away and I stay here all the time, her parents even mimic on what they think I do and it's pretty funny actually :p not all parents are uptight :p
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joshiepo0
| 18
Not everybody is against sex. Some parents actually talk to their kid and trust them. In Europe sleeping over is common because the attitude towards sex is much more positive while the consequences of sex are less prevelent.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
People actually noticed that I didn't do the signature? I thought it was universally reviled, as am I.
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7yzz
| 18
@14 parents that arent childish enough to think they can stop older teens from getting intimate. I hate to see what a pathetic over protective parent you'll make. As for OP, thats the risk you take when you have sex while your parents are home, let alone in the next room. However i wont say you deserve it, my parents have heard my girlfriend's screams more times than i can count...
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Ariana386
| 3
Probably ones that realize she is human n sex is a very"human" need... But judging by your level of grouch-dom, ours a needed you haven't between partaking of enough lately, or u wouldn't be such a judgemental Can't Understand Normal Thinking. Ijs
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lexos
| 16
That gonna be a awkward breakfast with your parents
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tishtashbat
| 16
Were you faking? :P
On the plus side, although they heard you, they didn't barge in on you to stop it or anything... they don't sound too bothered, which is good for you. Although you probably shouldn't have sex with them in the next room if you don't want them to know about it.
On the plus side, although they heard you, they didn't barge in on you to stop it or anything... they don't sound too bothered, which is good for you. Although you probably shouldn't have sex with them in the next room if you don't want them to know about it.
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Miss_Attitude96
| 24
I just want to know if OP fakes anything else in her life... Such as tripping in the school play and making "it look terribly fake."
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mega20913
| 8
mom: that doesn't sound legit..I think she's faking it
dad: yea totally faking it
dad: yea totally faking it
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brenton490
| 19
mom: she is totally faking
dad: yeah she...wait...but that how you sound
...busted
dad: yeah she...wait...but that how you sound
...busted
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plum_lovin
| 28
That would be disturbingly creepy if he noticed that his daughter made the same sex noises as his wife... just saying..
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AllThatHit
| 7
It would be funny if OP's parents start arguing whether the mom always fakes it or not, that would be awkward for the boyfriend
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LovesSushi
| 25
Why have there been so many fmls regarding people asking for permission for their boyfriend/girlfriend to stay the night? Am I the only person that finds this odd?
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yoursucklives
| 36
if the parents make such a rule, it isn't odd.
i don't have to ask for permission if my bf or other friends stay over, but they want me to tell them at least. maybe op is a under 18 or the parents just have strict rules.
i don't have to ask for permission if my bf or other friends stay over, but they want me to tell them at least. maybe op is a under 18 or the parents just have strict rules.
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superpoptart
| 24
Haha strict, because OP has to ask her parents for her bf to sleep over? I wasn't even allowed to touch my boyfriend...
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LovesSushi
| 25
Right? I wouldn't even have sex with my fiance before we got married if we were visiting our families. They don't need to hear that...
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Epikouros
| 31
90% of FML readers are horny teenagers. (The other 10% are perverts like perdix and me.)
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Werken247
| 14
@21 it's a big world, not everyone shares your views on sex and sexuality. No ones views are right or wrong, just different.
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yoursucklives
| 36
well my parents don't mind if i have sex with my boyfriend in my room, they rather have me have it there than somewhere in the woods or something. so i think op's parents are, if she's over 18, are strict.
and 19), i don't know when you had that boyfriend and how long you were together, but you're only 17. i can understand that your parents were strict at first, but if they still insisted that you don't touch at all after while, that's more than overprotective.
and 19), i don't know when you had that boyfriend and how long you were together, but you're only 17. i can understand that your parents were strict at first, but if they still insisted that you don't touch at all after while, that's more than overprotective.
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superpoptart
| 24
Well they said I couldn't touch him, but I'm pretty sure they knew that we kiss and stuff :p I have strict 1st generation Asian parents..
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LovesSushi
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@34, I'm not saying my views are right and anyone else's are wrong, just stating my opinion.
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sourgirl101
| 28
I never had problems spending the night over my boyfriend's (now husband's) house. But then again, my in-laws were raised by flower children and viewed sex differently.
I haven't crossed that bridge with my kids yet. Not sure which route I'll take when they start asking about over night guests. My instinct is to say "No fricken way!!" But I know my husband will think otherwise.
I haven't crossed that bridge with my kids yet. Not sure which route I'll take when they start asking about over night guests. My instinct is to say "No fricken way!!" But I know my husband will think otherwise.
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Chel2010
| 10
I'm 21, and before I moved out a few months ago I would still ask my parents if a friend or my boyfriend could stay the night. When he came over, we were respectful and didn't have sex. I know they didn't care as long as we were quiet, but I was just happy he was over. My parents weren't very strict, they raised my brother and I to be respectful.
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SamCat
| 21
I used to permission as well, we were 19 and now married. But out of respect towards their home, we would sleep (stay) on the couches in the living room watching movies. We would never have sex in their presence.
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griffy14
| 9
Parents taught me it was common courtesy to ask before inviting guests into someone else's home :)
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ahc123
| 4
Yea haha EXACTLY what I was thinking......idk about most of u guys but my parents are still giving me the whole "no sex before marriage" talk......
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Anikaaaaa
| 31
It really bothers me that people seem to think that having sex in the parents' house means that you don't respect your parents. My parents don't mind at all, and they are happy as long as I'm safe, and I love and respect them very much. My boyfriend and I have sex in our parents' houses, and it's not disrespectful.
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missababgaga
| 19
How could you NOT know that the walls in your house are paper thin? Unless you recently moved there and had no idea, you deserved this one.
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Epikouros
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If you're able to keep silent whilst having sex, you're doing it wrong.
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Sputnikspak
| 13
Or you've been doing it on the sly long enough to know how to be quiet.
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Werken247
| 14
Or you could be wearing a ball gag.